I Speedran Hitman Using Nothing but Muffins

Fun Fact as someone who's played this game a bunch. The lockdown in Chongqing wasn't actually caused by the guard seeing you, but because you punched the target while he was on a video call with the other target. I've experienced it multiple times when KOing him from behind after previously KOing his guard

Imagine running for your life from a hitman and you look back and see him holding a muffin while chasing you

Diana:47 why are you bringing just a muffin 47: its muffin to worry about

Random fact: Thrown items do a little bit damage when hitting a NPC (has to be a locked on throw, obviously). Meaning if you damage them enough beforehand that you can kill them with that thrown item. Which is hilarious when it comes to the muffin. Tip: The game does have locational damage outside of just headshots one shotting all non-armored NPCs. Shooting a NPC's legs or arms does a lot less damage than the body. Number of hits before death varies depending on the weapon used too, obviously.

"Jeez, man! Are you ever going to run out of muffins?" "No. Because I work at ze muffin factory." -TomSka

47: Do you know…. The muffin man? Target, speaking their last words: The muffin man?

If you punch someone with a muffin in your hand, I dont think its the muffin that got them.

I love chocolate muffins. I have one every morning with a packet of crisps. Some days if I’m extra hungry I’ll eat two instead of one. I prefer to eat them within 4 days since they are in a 4 pack and once you open them they will begin to go hard after a few days and that’s not good since my favourite part of the muffin is how soft it is when freshly cracked open. Some cafes like to add melted chocolate on the inside of their muffins like a tootsie pop. I do not care much for putting melted chocolate inside chocolate muffins but it is always a nice surprise. But what annoys me the most about chocolate muffins is when not baked properly they will fall apart in your hands and it is very inconvenient as I like to just bite into my muffin but if it falls apart I have to eat it crumb by crumb. One of my favourite muffins to get is the chocolate muffins from Costco as they are no ordinary muffins they are super size muffins. Almost cake size. I sometimes struggle to finish a whole Costco muffin in one go so I cut it up into slices similar to how you’d cut a cake. This helps but leaves me feeling slightly icky afterwards. But overall my favourite muffins are still the chocolate muffin 4 pack from tescos which I mentioned earlier. Nice video btw

hit hit hit hit hit "Aw man stop it will you ever run out of muffins?!" Fench "No. Because I work at the muffin factory."

🎶"Do you know the muffin man?"🎵 - The ballad of a legendary assassin

Bro finished Hitman 3 in about half the time it takes for actual muffins to bake Mr. EZ Bake Ovenion Butter over here

Muffins are definitely a new way to beat hitman, I mean the most weirdest item I’ve used is a fish to beat havens island. 😂

I didn’t care about hitman at all before this channel, thanks for always making really creative and hilarious videos onion 👍👍👍👍👍

I played Hitman 1-3 for the first time a few days ago, and after finding the muffin I wondered and kinda assumed someone would do muffin only. Guess I was right lol, good stuff.

"Do you know... The muffin man?"

this just proves how easy hitman is, that people can speedrun it with muffins 💀

the targets will finally learn of the muffin man

After I watched even one of your videos which was a few months ago I downloaded hit man straight after watching this

My brother brought muffins wifh him for the family Christmas gathering. I'm now fearing for my life

her: he's probably out cheating on me me watching this