The Acolyte Episode 2 - A Show Made By Idiots
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Published 2024-06-10
All Comments (21)
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The token white guy looked into the future and saw the rest of the script. Then drank the poison to escape this universe as fast as possible.
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Dear Acolyte writers, that South Park episode was a parody, not an instruction manual. Try again
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Token White Guy is my favorite character, if I woke up out of a 10 year meditation and found out I was in this show, I would have drank the poison too.
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"You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not eat them. You were to bring balance to the Force, not weigh it down"
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The only white male Jedi in the show kills himself because of his guilt... what a unique and powerful message.
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1: "Attack me with all of your strength." 2: "No, I don't think I will." 1: "Why not?" 2: "The way you asked was cringe."
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The recent star wars movies and shows feel like a bunch of people getting dressed in star wars outfits and acting out fan fiction or just LARPing. There's like zero quality to the writing and direction.
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My new favorite quote; "It's not just 'ham-fisted'; it's sausage fingered and bacon wristed."
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For idiots, by idiots. A Star Wars Story.
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Whats with the Fat Jedi btw? Isn't temptation a bad thing? How are you supposed to resist the dark side if you can't even resist cake?
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You know you've made it when people look forward to your reviews more than the show itself!
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I’m calling it now; the good and evil twins aren’t biological twins, but the evil twin is from another multiverse, and they’re gonna introduce the multiverse for Star Wars in this show…
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I like how the Jedi guy meditated for 10 years and the conclusion he reached was "I should probably just kill myself".
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2023 - "why are all the 'writers' worried about AI taking their jobs?" 2024 - watching the Acolyte - "oh"
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The more time passes, the more I am convinced that George Lucas selling SW to Disney was revenge on the fans that shat on the prequels: "Oh yeah you think the prequels are shit? I will show you real shit! Hey, Disney, wanna buy SWs??"
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"the only thing beefed up around here is this body positive individual" LOL 🤣
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The acolyte has a budget of $180M. The budget for the original trilogy, adjusted for inflation for 1983-2024 is around $193M in TOTAL. Let that sink in for a second.
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Can’t believe we’ve seen a Jedi with a higher cholesterol than midiclorians, mr Obi Wants Wegovy, Qui Gon Chins, Soda, Kit Fatso. Surely using the force burns calories…
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A mystical order of virgin space wizards who, since childhood, have undergone rigorous and demanding physical training, with a strong emphasis on self denial and mastery over temptations. "Nah, lets make one of them a fatty."
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I love how he won’t even dignify using the character’s actual names
