"Canadians are Weird..." - Jim Gaffigan Stand up (Pale Tourist)

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Published 2020-08-07
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Jim Gaffigan is an American stand-up comedian, actor, writer and producer. He presently has 5 stand up specials on Netflix and 3 on Amazon Prime Video. He wrote 2 New York Times Best Sellers DAD IS FAT and FOOD: A Love Story He co-created and starred in a tv series based on his life called The Jim Gaffigan Show. He has appeared in numerous TV shows and films in both comedic and dramatic roles.

All Comments (21)
  • As a Canadian, I can assure you that “There’s a youth hockey team staying in every hotel in Canada” is the truest thing ever said about Canada.
  • Two friends and I travelled from the US to Australia. All three of us are from Colorado. While traveling by train from Melbourne to Sydney we went to the "snack" car. As we waited in line, an elderly woman got in line behind us. We immediately asked her to go ahead of us, we were in no hurry. The woman stepped in front of us and said, "you boys are so nice. What part of Canada are you from?"
  • @centerflag982
    Jim: "Everything about Canada is pleasant." Canada geese: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."
  • @johns2546
    Gaffigan uses irony and understatement so cleverly. I just love how respectful and genuinely self-deprecating he is. He shows you can be hilarious without being unkind or vulgar. I'm a true fan!
  • I'm part of a Youth Hockey Team and I haven't been home in 3 years.
  • @heyman5525
    I can't get over how heart warningly generous and flattering this act is to the Canadians, despite the fact that it's all insulting. Bravo.
  • @iangraham6887
    I love how his Canadian sleezy accent is a New York mafioso accent😂😂
  • @MrJdsenior
    "I don't remember Canada extending an invitation" One of your better lines...and there are many...good one! ;-)
  • @dlee6985
    As a Canadian, I now feel obligated to subscribe. I would, in fact, feel immense guilt if I did not. Because I’m Canadian. And Jim is a very nice, funny man.
  • @NotSimonL
    Jim Gaffigan is hilarious an puts me in a good mood every time.
  • @Mr.D34
    "there is a youth hockey team staying in every Canadian hotel" that's about right actually 🙂
  • @RogersMgmtGroup
    This year Canada is so against having Americans moving North we closed the border before the election.
  • @KotaTheGreatest
    I worked in a Canadian hotel and been in a crap ton of Canadian hotels and I concur every time there was a children's hockey team
  • @TanyaJoyce
    True story: I live in Winnipeg and whenever I walked by the ad for your show last February, I thought, "Ah, poor guy. Sorry Jim!"
  • @B1GK1NG
    What’s hilarious is that Jim is correct that in every hotel is a Canadian youth hockey team. 😂
  • I love how obvious it is that he really gets to know Canada in order to write these jokes. Its so nice that he puts in the work :)
  • @linengray
    Thank you Jim for coming to Canada, from America, to do jokes about us.