I Solved Overpopulation in Stellaris

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Published 2024-06-08

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  • @squidwardart
    It's terrifyingly realistic that a corpo crisis just make the galaxy do literally everything else but fight them through bribes and blackmail
  • @night4345
    The best part of this is imagining a floating cube coming out of an dingy alley and asking people if they want to buy some drugs.
  • Galactic council:"the senate will decide your fate"
    Kleaper:"i am the senate"
  • @slothful4927
    "whether you like us or not WE ARE SELLING YOU MAC DONALDS" spoken like a true crime lord
  • @AiisakaTaiiga
    The people at Paradox really got the vassal/lord relationship upside down.
    They should rename it to "high maintenance princess" mechanic
  • @TheDamnCook
    The fact that he is manipulating a galaxy into attacking their saviors instead of him, a maniac that feeds beings to machines, is horrifying. I like it
  • @MaartenVrijsen
    Governmental organisations are running out of room to classify what kleaper has done.
  • @kyragem9491
    "We're going to make him the leader of our capital, this random guy we just met."

    Oh so you really are a corporation.
  • @epsilonius9063
    "Oh yes! They're racist! This is exactly what we want! "
    -kleeper 2024
  • @giantWario
    15:27 Commercial zones give you amenities and cash. Your crime outpost is stealing their money and lowering their amenities. The A.I. is trying (unsuccessfully) to fix his planet from the problems you created without destroying your outpost since you still have good relations with them somehow.
  • @minerturtle45
    the idea of the largest threat to the galaxy having so much political power that an ancient empire re-awakens to defeat them and they simply go to the Senate and out-vote literally everyone else to have the entire rest of the galaxy declare war on their saviors is both amazing and terrifying
  • @furrymessiah
    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one anywhere in the universe:
    Kleaper: E A G L E T A R I A N
  • @florians9949
    Makes money, discorved the galaxy is tearing itself appart, imediatly went back making money.
  • @KubinWielki
    Your whole tactic of being vassalised reminds me of a quote from Sseth's review of Kenshi:
    "Hivers are good at slavery. Are they good at capturing slaves? No. They're good at BEING slaves." (paraphrased)
  • @Hastalapizza66
    I like how kleaper almost completely recreated the story of Mass Effect 3 by becoming Cerberus and labeling the ancients as the reapers pretty much
  • @Djiimon
    32:36

    "Acquired" Pops: "You enslaved our people for nearly two hundred years!"


    Cubes: "LOL Oops!"