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#Comedy #skit #offbrand
This skit is actually inspired by a true story. When I was 12 I walked into a shop in Shenzhen where EVERYtHING was off brand. Then I finally found a bottle of Coke. The Real Coke. So I bought it, drank it and half an hour later had the worst stomachache of my life. The Coke was legitimate, but It was 5 Years out of date.
So That's why I made this video.
FAILURE MANAGEMENT SWEATERS
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All Comments (21)
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"Do you have a Steven He?" "No, we've got a Stephanie She." "Take it or leave it."
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“What does that even taste like?!” “Procrastination.” Steven’s favorite drink no doubt
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the “WHAT THE CHICKEN MCF*CK IS THAT?!” got me laughing so hard I almost had a GreenCalf not BlueCow or RedBull
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"You have fruit punch?" "We have Vegetable kick" - Top-tier moment 🤣
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“You got fruit punch?” “We got vegetable kick” Damn literally all of the jokes and comebacks in this skit are so brilliantly written.
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"is that imagine dragons" "no, that is picture birds" that absolutely killed me
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"you got reese's cups" "we got lisa's balls"
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0:34 That's FanTAEH! Everybody drinks FanTAEH!
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“Do like anime” “I like attack on titan” “We got defend on tiny people” Had me dying
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"Do you have Gatorade? "We have Crocodile meds" "Powerade?" "Weak medicine"
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" 1:13 Lisa's Balls" Got Me Dying💀
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“Do you have Dr Pepper?” “No, we got Dr Salt.” This guy gets me every time
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"I watch Attack On Titan" "We got Defend On Short People" Levi: "So you have chosen... death."
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1:18 What is this Music, Is That Imagine Dragons? No, that's Picture Birds
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"Mom, im gonna go watch king of bracelets on MePipe" "Okay sweetheart, have fun, dont forget to buy some blue cow for your dad"
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"Do you have red bull?" "We got blue cow" This guy always gets me laughing
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"mountain dew? we got mountain dont." WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
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This guy could say these "You got life?" "No, I got death ... literally" and they would still sound funny
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"Hey, you got Squid Game?" "We have Octopus Contest."
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"Defend on short people" Basically the POV of titans when they meet Levi
