Swordsip is FASTass
Published 2023-04-03
Torpedoes from a 096 that thinks its the
sneakiest badass to ever walk this planet?
CAN DODGE EM!
Missiles from some bitchy 12 year old
lvl 13 using the Arsenal ship, after he
spent 43.451% of mommies Monthly Income
(idk How much money THAT would be, but
if you can guess, I'll heart the comment) to
get 150k artcoin cuz it makes him less of
a shit if he just put up a 20k offer like
everyone else.
YOU BEST BELIEVE!
Insults from that child with the Arsenal Ship
cuz he's mad you kicked the shit out of him with
the Sword, then kicked the shit out of him with
the USS Liberty LCS cuz he's never heard of baiting
flares, and on top of that, uses flares to stop
torpedoes, cuz somehow, someway, he managed to
mistake flares with something that stop torpedoes,
despite the fact there is a picture of a missile
on the button, and when you go to buy them, a picture
AND sweet heartwarming sign saying "Missile Decoy Flares"?
YOU BET!
Jokes aside, if you are a child, and lvl 13, and bought
an Arsenal Ship, I wont judge, I'll just laugh in my head.
but WHY would you do that?
HAHA 096, the only badass here is the Sword, go back to
communist China
Credits:
Thumbnail: mwstats.info
Music: Free Bird, Lynyrd Skynyrd
(1973, Pronounced' Leh-'Nerd 'Skin-'Nerd)