The Rise of Skywalker - Why it Sucks
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Published 2022-06-13
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All Comments (21)
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I love how rey mentions that she can sense that the dagger has done bad things while holding the youngling slayer 9000
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imagine being a soldier and in a meetup, you hear "Somehow, Hitler is back"
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the idea of Kylo being forced to live with what he's done and rebuild the very thing he swore to destroy as a mean to pay for the damage he caused to the Galaxy (and his family) is not only a very good (kind of) redemption ending for him but also A GOOD REASON FOR THIS MOVIE TO BE CALLED RISE OF SKYWALKER
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Ben being the "Skywalker" the movie refers to makes so much more sense, and has an interesting twist of "what if a Vader was redeemed and survived, having to undo all the damage he did?"
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Voldemort came back because he put his soul into 7 horcruxes Sauron came back because he put all his power into the one ring to rule them all Somehow, Palpatine returned
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I feel that getting infinite money to make a trilogy of Star Wars movies and then not planning anything long term is the most incredible thing anyone has ever done. The sheer amount of bravery, the complete blindness, I can’t help but be amazed
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I love how so many creators can make an hour+ video criticizing this movie, and all have plenty of unique talking points. TROS is truly a masterclass in how not to make a movie.
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"Punished Rose" would have been a hilarious middle finger to the fans that bullied her actress off the internet. And don't tell me it makes no sense, if Palpatine came back for no reason, Rose can become an ass kicking super spy .
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The random kiss between the two women at the end of the movie is just so funny to me because of how it represents Disney pandering instead of actually including a gay main character. Easier to edit out a two second scene than to lose profits in China.
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"Somehow Palpatine returned" is a line that for the life of me i cannot understand how it made it past the first draft
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Imagine giving the Knights actual unique gimmicks. Like, one is a hunter who constantly tracks them down. Maybe he has a pet bird or animal or a drone or something. One is a master of Stealth, munitions, defence, strategy, one is an amazing pilot and he has a flight suit or something. Give them some personality and make them feel like bosses. Maybe I just want Titanfall 2
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Her just refurbishing the old lightsaber is actually more metaphorical than her building her own bc that's basically what the movies are doing. They're just implanting her in place of another character without having to work it. Same thing the mcu is doing with all their phase 4 movies.
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The fact Rey calls herself a skywalker means she kissed her cousin. Keeping the awkward family kisses alive for generations.
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Above all mistakes, Finn not having a proper character arc throughout the trilogy really disappointed me. He had so much potential but Disney decided to focus solely on Rey and her story.
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Carrie fisher dies, boss: you still coming in to work right?
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Y'know, the "ghouls" line makes me think that it could've been really cool if the Knights of Ren were like, actually undead abominations. That's why they have the helmets and don't talk, they're literally the corpses of the jedi Kylo killed raised to serve him and Snoke, and if Kylo still does a bit of redemption and has to fight them, he's facing his own worst mistake as he's doing it.
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When the world needed him most… he posted a review
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This film somehow managed to piss off both people who loved The Last Jedi and people who hated it. That might be the only accomplishment this movie has going for it
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I met John Boyega (Finn) in real life. Turns out he lived in the same neighbourhood of London -/ me. He’s definitely a really nice guy. When I got a picture of him from these movies for him to sign, he might have looked cheerful, but behind those eyes I saw regret.
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22:44 I had always thought he had said “goals” 😂 as in like “wow I grow up to be one one day
