When Asian Parents just MAKE STUFF UP

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Published 2023-12-15

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  • @IKEMENOsakaman
    I felt like a complete failure since I failed the bar exam this year, but as an Asian, now I'm proud of myself because I can cook rice. Thank you, Steven.
  • @NoobToTheMax
    “Those who drink cold water become ugly” caught me laughing so hard
  • @peffiSC2source
    "An empty browsing history says more than a full one" - Sun Tzu
  • @AYuxlin
    "Hey, why are we speaking English?!" I laughed harder than I probably should have.
  • @konapepe
    I love how Steven's Dad started out with an actual common saying and then progressively got more and more nonsensical. Like how tf did he get from "early bird gets the worm" to "those who drink cold water become ugly"
  • @nealsmusic3896
    Stephen's dad invented physics, so he could easily time travel for the sole purpose of spreading word of Stephen's failure. These stories became legend, passed down through the He family until they reached Stephen's dad, thus completing the failure time loop.
  • @ImN0tMelissa
    As a 2000 year old asian person I can confirm that we did in fact say that those who play Call of Duty: Modern Warfare ll will never get a girlfriend.
  • @thearch1tect249
    My daughter bought me a coffee mug that had "Emotional Damage" printed on it with Steven pic.. I just about died. Best MEME ever!
  • @gigim.9742
    Steven's dad's disappointment was so great, it rippled back through time to warn his ancestors. Random observation: Steven looks good in that black robe thing!
  • @Nothinggood-g8f
    You know what they say lah, watching Steven He makes you get straight A+’s
  • @like_a_boss881
    "also,, why are we speaking English??" got me rolling😆🤣🤣
  • @HaHaBIah
    Love the fact that some of the quotes have been so memed on they get used irl. "EMOTIONAL DAMAGE" "When I was your age, I used to go uphill BOTH WAYS" "My other leg was starting a business"
  • @Someone-pk5km
    "those who don't eat their broccoli.. will always be 5'2" words of the wise
  • @LinKueiDragon
    'Those who eat with fork instead of chopstick will never get fortune cookie'
  • @Sliipi
    "Those who drink cold water become ugly" Me 2 seconds earlier: * sipping my cold water * Me 2 seconds after: * chokes because of laughter*
  • @i_like_trains72
    Love how the dad always dodges every logical fallacy. "Drinking cold water makes you ugly." "Why?" "Because I said so."
  • @sixela226
    Bro the "they will be know for saying emotional damage" made me laugh cause it's true😂
  • @johnw2026
    Ancient Chinese Wisdom: "He who stands on toilet is high on pot." 😁🧘