I was hired to upgrade humanity and this happened

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Published 2023-11-10
It's time to get strong.
Today we're teaching mother nature a valuable lesson about not attacking me with dinosaurs and bugs. We're making the most powerful caveman in all of human history.

Merch - df.store/

Game: Primitive Brothers

Music provided by:
(Epidemic Sound) www.epidemicsound.com/

All Comments (21)
  • @guygryphon
    This game actually looks addicting in a mindless yet satisfying way
  • @MsVilecat
    Fun fact: it was recently discovered that starfish are mostly just an ambulating head, unlike the previous belief of it being just a body. So the eyes being on one of the arms makes sense. Kinda.
  • @kj5793
    The name of this game is Primitive Brothers :idle game
  • @onarollof4
    "And now were fighting a dinosaur" As he kills a dimetrodon. An animal that went extinct 60 million years before the first dinosaurs evolved
  • @sero4591
    The "London Bridge is falling down" at the beginning fits the theme of killing quite well (if you've seen Record of Ragnarök)
  • @CarJul666
    "It's a good day to be a naked man in the woods." Of course DF would say that.😂
  • @SolracSepol
    This game is called Primitive Brothers: Idle Game
  • @scythhyt
    No way mans called a meerkat a monkey😂
  • @CalciteCroww
    DF does NOT consider bald people to be "real people" and i respect it (he will hit me with a stick if i disagree with him)
  • @timonc6302
    I commend this mna for being able to stare at a screen so long ignoring all red dots
  • @mr_lex2607
    The “painted dog” as df called it okkoto the blind boar from princess Mononoke I think hence why all the boars before him were painted white. 😮
  • @KainYusanagi
    Dangit, DF. Upgrade your lower tier items to combine them up to a higher tier one! You know this from other games, too! No excuse!