Honest Trailers | Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
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Published 2024-05-07
And now you can enjoy the Honest Trailer for The Scargiver! Whatever it means...
Honest Trailers | Rebel Moon - Part Two: The Scargiver
Voice Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Voice Guy
Title Design: Robert Holtby
Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Lon Harris
Produced by: Spencer Gilbert
Edited by: Kevin Williamsen
Post-Production Manager: Emin Bassavand
Content Manager: Mikołaj Kossakowski
Post-Production Specialist: Rebecca Castaneda
VP Content: Max Dionne
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All Comments (21)
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The idea of an advanced interstellar empire depending on grain harvested using 12th century farming techniques still cracks me up.
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"The wheat gets more of a character arc than the people" ... LMAO
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When the 'Honest Trailer' is more entertaining and fun than the actual movie!!
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"Harvest Moon 2 Pain and Grain" 🌾 what a fitting tittle 😂😂
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This movie feels like a movie you would see in the background of an actual movie and isn't real.
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Please say "Ah you think grain is your ally? You merely adopted the grain. I was born in it, molded by it."
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Brothers and sisters writers, to your keyboards! If this can get signed off, anything is possible.
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The scene where the main characters sit around and exposition dump each other's tragic backstories was like they were D&D players starting a new campaign.
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Zack Snyder likes wheat the same way Quentin Tarantino likes feet.
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Super advanced intergalactic empire that can literally bring people back from the dead and all they want is grain from a small village. 🤣
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"Phone-in the Barbarian" might just be the best re-name you've ever done! Bravo 👏
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"In the grim darkness of a galaxy far, far away, he who controls wheat controls the universe."
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I swear everything in this movie was so stitched together that everything felt out of place. It’s the Sonichu of movies.
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The Cringegiver. I think we’re all done pretending Zack Snyder is Orson Welles, this auteur persecuted by the studios, right?
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Zach Snyder movie checklist: 1. No coherent plot. 2. No character development. 3. Slow-mo whenever possible.
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Snyder watched Gladiator and saw Russel Crowes character thinking about his grain field and thought: lets make a movie out of that scene.
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It's sad when you realize the budget for other Sci Fi sequels like Aliens had 18.5 million (52.7 million) and managed to make more engaging worldbuilding and storytelling than Rebel Moon (165 million).
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“It’s a shame the best movie he ever made was written by James Gunn.” Truer words have never been spoken.
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Finally we get more character development for Bran, a simple kernel of wheat who swore revenge after the villagers harvested every grain he cared about. I hope these villagers don't have Crohn's disease, because it's time for vengeance. Bran: The Glutengiver
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I think Snyder just can’t handle the idea that some people still think he’s genius. So he’s doing all he can to set the record straight. Such an honest guy.
