How To Tell Latinos Apart I Gabriel Iglesias

Mexican mom, Colombian dad, Cuban stepdad, born in Miami — everything from telling apart the way you speak Spanish to the accent to cafecitos WAS SPOT ON AND HILARIOUS 🤣

Fluffy: "get me a full sized cup of cafecito" Waiter: "so you've chosen death"

"You gonna recognize by the way they speak Spanish" Me, a Brazilian: 🤡

To all the people saying us Puerto Ricans speak too fast; you haven't met our Dominican neighbors. Those people really apply the meaning of speed to their speech!

As an Italian, Cubans drink coffee like God Meant it, Salute hermanos.

As a Cuban, although coffee is definitely in our blood, our preferred alcoholic drink is definitely rum.

Love that Gabriel is so funny without murmuring one curse word. His insight into people is unique and spot on.

When I was very young I lived in Orlando and there was this awesome Cuban restaurant that my father used to take me to for "boy's night" once a month, which was just my dad and me since I was an only child. It was meant to be a bonding experience, and the people at the restaurant came to know us. I don't remember the name, and I'd be surprised if it was still there (the last time we went was when I was 10, 35 years ago). My father would always get a cup of cafecito at the end of the meal, and because the restaurant owner knew I wanted to be a "big man", even though I was really young, he would bring me my own "cafecito", which was just a small cup of warm milk with maybe -- MAYBE -- a teaspoon of coffee in it. The people who owned that restaurant were just the best damn people in the world. The place was small and it was clear that they were far from rich, but they always brought me extra plantains and always sat and talked with us for a while when we were there.

I once tried cuban coffee, a friend of mine that came from there liked his coffee as authentic as it goes, and served me and my sisters (we're all female) shot-glasses of the thing, i wanted to look like I enjoyed it as I like coffee, expresso, americano, any coffee goes for me, so I asked for a cup, not a glass, drank the whole thing, and man, I wasn't sure if my heart stopped or was beating so fast it looked like a flat-line.

This guy is always hilarious,he’s got a way to make you laugh at the jokes even if you don’t speak or understand Spanish.

I’m Puerto Rican and grew up in a Cuban neighborhood. Since childhood I been drinking those shots of coffee. When he said he drank the whole bowl I gasped out loud! The most I’ve ever had is 3 shots and that gave me heart palpitations and an upset stomach. A whole bowl is a real emergency!

But even Mexicans have the weirdest accents. Put a norteño, a yucateco, and a poblano in the same room and then wait for the Monty Python sketch to unfold.

As a Dominican 🇩🇴, my mom remarried a Cuban. And the coffee thing is so true. My step dad would have a little cup of coffee every morning. He couldn't live without it 😂. It was two things we never ran out of in my house. Rice and coffee 😂

"I'm not a -ito, I'm a -ande" gets me everytime 🤣

I'm Cuban and even I was praying to all of the Santos when he ordered a larger size Cuban coffee... that stuff don't play. In Haiti they use puffer fish to make zombies... In Cuba we use coffee. I had a Colombian bf who was a gamer... I introduced Cuban coffee. He basically looked at me, "F^

I went to Miami once and had a cuban sandwich with their coffee shot. I was confused why I couldnt fall asleep until after 2am and I realized it was the coffee lol

As a black American from Georgia, I can tell you that what he says about the variety of races in the Cuban and PR population is true. I went was visiting Miami's Little Havana section and saw a dark skinned black man with long dreadlocks. I thought he was Jamaican. I tried to ask him directions on how to get to certain spot I was looking for and neither one of us understood the other. Much love and respect to Latin culture though. I need to learn Spanish.

As a Puerto Rican, we absolutely talk like there's a time limit 🤣 Oh my God, man, I almost spit out my food when he said that 🤣 The first time I have my husband some Spanish Espresso coffee, I asked how much cream and sugar he wants. He goes, "Pfft, babe, I'm a man. I only drink black coffee." I said, "if you drink this black, your tongue will sprout hair and you will be wired until next Tuesday." 🤣

Man, I still remember in college, talking to some of the Puerto Ricans... One of them asked me "Cong quien taqui?!" And I was like ... Taqui? Wtf is a taqui? Taqui.... And finally they slowed themselves down "con quien esta aqui" and I was like ooooolhhhhhhh

I don't knownif I should be proud or ashamed that I PERFECTLY understood what he was saying during the puerto rican example 💀😭