What is the stupidest way you almost died?

Almost asfixiated by a Ravioli

Almost got crushed by a horse in a panic attack

Choking on raw porkchops probably. I also went through hypothermia and I could have drowned. I survived two car crashes unharmed, I fell from my bike and slipped a meter far on my forehead - luckily I had long hair. These were all my faults, but the raw meat was just stupid.

Choking on my on spit God I feel stupid

Nearly cut in half between a flatbed and a trailer. Also nearly froze to death. Both of those happened with in 2-3 months of each other.

Once working on a soldering iron. It wasn't working so I tried to fix it without removing the plug. The current was so severe that I felt some giant just shook me like a ketchup bottle. Boy that was terrifying Edit: This is when I was a teen

Ate a whole pack of iron tablets like I was heavy chowing down on a sandvich

I was nilly decapitated by a helicopter at the age of 6

Tipped over an inflatable boat in the pool when I was 8-10, almost drowned, would’ve drowned if my dad wasn’t there

Choking on an olive

The plastic part of my charger broke back in the day, so I grabbed both metal pieces and shoved them into the socket twice. Also almost killed myself from dehydration because I forgot to drink water for four days when I had pneumonia.

Getting hit by a car

Getting my foot stuck in the long hole between a train door, before it closes

I put floaties on my feet to try to walk on water. Flipped upside down and would have drowned if someone hadn't notice my feet above the water and saved me.

When i was 5 year old.I eat almost 1 bottle of vitamin and have to stay in the hospital for 3 days

Chocking on meat .......Went straight into a fence on my 4 wheeler the breaks didnt work ....rode in a 4 wheeler as passanger then the wheel flew off right before going fast af ......my dad was on hes phone on the way to school we stopped in a red light while he was on hes phone he lightly pressed the damn gas passed the light i told him fast af to stop and he stopped but end up hitting side door of high speed red car that ended up sliding across thank god it didnt flip as the lady was pregnant saved our asses ....oh and i jumped out the car while drunk as fuck going 40mph landed on my face/head .....