Vegan Maxxing

A video exposing the differenet vegan levels and their influence in the world

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Vegan Maxxing Transcript:

Okay before we start let me say that this is all satire and everything in this video is said for comedic purposes. Okay cool now that the vegan terrorist groups wont come after me, more on that later, we can get into what this video is. Through years of research and searching through ancient manuscripts I have finally created my magnum opus. This comprehensive video will go in depth into the truth behind veganism and expose the lies that they don’t want you to know. You may have previously believed that vegans are just annoying losers who sometimes do performative activism for satify their attention cravings but no it goes deeper than that, far deeper. What I have uncovered are the 5 levels of veganism, identified key players in the global vegan conspiracy, as well as ancient cosmic vegan forces that are behind many evils that we face in our day to day lives. But before we get into those grand conspiracies and ancient forces we need to get into what veganism is and that can be perfectly described by level 1 vegans. A Level 1 vegan is a standard vegan who doesn’t eat animal meat or animal products such as eggs or dairy, these level of vegans are the standard boring vegans who account for around 95% of vegans. They do it to get healthier or because of their love for animals, or some other made up reason. Usually these are the types of vegans who will repost a video on their social medias from PETA which usually goes like this “ did you know your meat on your plate comes from killing animals?” yea no I completely forgot that meat comes from animals thank you for reminding me. “ did you know that food is made out of meat that comes fro..”Most of the vegans in this level are normal people like the rest of us and usually aren’t involved in any of the more nefarious activities/behaviours that you are likely to see in higher level vegans, especially level 3 vegans those guys are dangerous. Most people who try veganism get to level 1 and don’t really progress but those who are committed can eventually work up their ranks and begin their journey towards level 2 veganism. Level 2 vegans are the type of vegans that usually are protesting something or being annoying. Their hearts are in the right place but their brains usually aren’t. these are the type of vegans who will stand outside a KFC and harass you with pictures of baby chickens, saying meat is murder etc, honestly that has to be the least effective method of getting someone to stop eating chicken. Personally, I believe that if the chickens didn’t want to be eaten then why would they made out of food? Riddle me that vegans. Anyway these guys will trespass onto slaughterhouses and attach themselves to the hooks, they’ll step out infront of trucks carrying animals, and a bunch of other dangerous behaviours that are likely to annoy everyone involved. Now unfortunately for the vegans these types of tactics really don’t help them or bring anyone to their side. Because of this failure this brings them to more extreme points of view as well extreme behaviours, and its this progression into these extreme behaviours that separates a level 2 vegan from a level 3 vegan. There are two types of Level 3 vegans and both are more extreme than level 2s in a literal sense and ideological sense. Alpha Level 3 vegans are extreme in that they have formed terrorist groups in order to further their vegan aims. Groups like Al Vegana and the Vegun (IRGUN) have used political violence to strong arm politicans and lawmakers into passing bills that legalise and promote vegan lifestyles, some speculate that alternative food companies are financing these groups in order to increase profits and coordinate attacks against farmers and the meat industry. Why do you think you see all these news stories about meat factories going ablaze or explosions on farms. You might be thinking well if they are this brazen in their attacks surely they would be apprehended by now, well its because of the second type of level 3 vegans and that is the Sigma Level 3 vegans. These vegans have infiltrated all high levels of government and operate in a vast web deeply rooted within major government organisations and institutions. They operate in the dark with the sole aim of advancing their vegan agendas. performing coups, toppling dictators, spreading their pro-democracy pro vegan beliefs to whichever nation is unlucky enough to be within their crosshairs. They are the financier of wars and through veganflation reduce the spending power of the populations of countries in order to keep them just poor enough to consider going vegan for economical reasons. Yea man these level 3 vegans are nothing to joke about and we still have 2 more levels to go through. Level 4 vegans don’t consume energy or resources from sources that could have went to animals,

@user-hv5tl2ij7o 1 month ago

A common misconception is that people become vegans because they want to save animal lives. But some choose vegan lifestyle out of hatred for plants

@ShrillVerve 1 month ago

If two vegans dislike each other is it still considered beef?

They say level 7 vegans have the power to glue themselves to a cows rear end... but that's just a rumour.

@Carolus33 1 month ago

Petition to do a stim maxxing guide

@chasingrainforever 1 month ago

If a level 4 vegan says "I'm vegan" in the forest and no one is around, does it make a sound?

@Feetuska 1 month ago

I'm the type of vegan that goes to the forest and rages at the rocks and stones for being there instead of soil for a tree to grow on. But I also rage at the trees because another tree could have grown there and they are taking the other tree's place.

@cobbcoding 1 month ago

I'm vegan almost always. I'm only not while I'm eating meat

@GreekV1nce 1 month ago

Don't worry, vegans are too preoccupied with trying to master enough energy to get up from their beds. So there's no need to worry as they'll not be able to send hate comments, it takes too much energy