Eddie Pepitone - Losing Your Virginity to Your Professor - This Is Not Happening

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Published 2019-05-29

In the late 70s, Eddie Pepitone lost his virginity to his college history professor. (Contains strong language.)

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All Comments (21)

@standup 4 years ago

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@dannymendiola 5 years ago

"Have whatever reaction you want, just know that it's gonna be met with extreme hostility" lmaoooo
@Schmidty1 5 years ago

"I'm from staten island, we communicate by hitting each other with bats." Lmao, I'm dead 👌🤣🤣🤣
@xray_usa6839 5 years ago

I love how he just has a good time with the audience.
@reenysharamesh2679 5 years ago

These are the elderly people I always want to be around 💯
@paleamigo8575 3 years ago

The way Eddie changes tones throughout his story adds value to the jokes. Very funny dude.👍
@jonjaquez 5 years ago

I used to LOVE the intros now I can't skip em fast enough
@nathaniel6958 5 years ago

He looks like when timmy Turner wished to be older
@adalovelace521 5 years ago

this was so satisfying and funny. especially, the part where he goes on about how he admired her passion, her ideas and knowledge. it's rare and beautiful to not only love a person but also the fact that they're passionate about something in their life
@captaintenacity8761 5 years ago

Love how half the video is Eddie going off a tangent about absolutely nothing lmao
@lindsaydahl9748 5 years ago

my talents: 1. putting bread in water 2. that’s it
@nicklongoria5585 5 years ago

Man, I felt this on a spiritual level. Eddie’s screams are how I imagine my own internal critic would sound like if it became its own sentient being and followed me around for the rest of my life yelling at me every time I did or said something stupid. Good stuff here.
@benjipesci5197 5 years ago

Wait, he was with her six years, but never graduated...i don't think it was her fault he didn't finish
@Billy_Carter 5 years ago

"I CAN PUT BREAD IN WATER! HAHAHA! SEE THE BREAD GET BIGGER!?"
@spicymilk491 5 years ago

Angry new York noises*
@dreww8941 4 years ago

I’m watching this in my world history class, but my professor is a middle aged married man. Should I go for it?
@jim1550 5 years ago

I'm convinced that dude on the right in plaid with the dead stare, is a robot installed from the Rock-afire Explosion band as crowd filler.
@LightningNC 5 years ago

2:16 -- "... and so then I went to the college of Staten Island." OHHHHHH. Now all of the pieces fall into place.
@DrDizzleFrizzle 5 years ago

This woman sounds like everything I could've ever wanted.
@ohboy6139 4 years ago

"There's been revolutions all over and there will be one here eventually" And now we're living in it :')