SEA OF THIEVES - A RAP SHANTY | Dan Bull

This comment is critical of Jake Paul in some way.

The final punchline made everything perfect.

You see, the reason Dan bull is one of my favorite youtubers, is because, not only do I get really bad ass music to listen to, I also get shown really bad ass games to get...It is amazing.

This was a particularly good one. shakes monocle

I guess we should call you Midas, because everything you touch turns to gold

'We reamed them into pieces like a hymen' Jesus Christ Dan this is a god damn masterpiece!

Honestly my favorite danbull rap so far. that guitar strum in the background is glorious.

If you illegally download a movie in the Bahamas, does that make you a Pirate of the Caribbean?

The chorus was really well edited, or atleast well done nevertheless

Using the phrases of the clue-roll is just the best thing i've ever seen omg.

And where do we get the music? That's right! The Pirate Bay!

Nerd out: sometimes disappoint you. JT machinima: rarely disappoints you. Dan bull: never disappoints ya

I just know that this will get stuck in my head...I don't want to get weird looks for suddenly singing 'reamed them into pieces like a hymen' in public though.

that was really good!

A worthy sea shanty for all Sea-farers vigilantes

i can just imagine dan logging on to play the game, seeing this quest, going "hey this would make for a great chorus in a song" and then doing that

I love Dan Bull! This song is one of the best I've heard in a while!

It was all for that last joke. And it was worth it.

Amazing work as always Dan, especially loved the chorus!

[Intro] Ahoy, mateys Lovely day [Verse 1] Ahhhhhhhh There's nothing like a life at sea Breathe in the briny breeze, you'll never feel quite as free A perfect day for paddling, so come and dive with me I wear a pair of peg legs to hide the fact I'm five foot three There lurks a sight to see, beneath the gleaming surface That just happens to be here like it was on purpose But a pirate's only duty's answering the call of booty Through all the beauty, mutiny, the loot and the appalling cruelty You won't have a long life expectancy I mean respectfully, what do you expect at sea? When you're stepping in a grapeshot's trajectory It's balls meet balls, what a mess of a vasectomy [Chorus] On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands The gold lies hidden from thieving hands Seek the cursed boar shrine where there is no sky It lies in wait for a light held high [Verse 2] Where's the treasure hiding on this desert island? Guess we'd better find them But these skeleton fellows are intending to pile in Well if they want to pile in, we'll leave them in a pile In a heap, we reamed them into pieces like a hymen Jesus, even I can't believe the things I'm rhyming Blame my rhyming dictionary, because it isn't very - Stop to admire the view and have a bit of fruit It's not just ammo that the cannon here can shoot [Chorus] On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands The gold lies hidden from thieving hands Seek the cursed boar shrine where there is no sky It lies in wait for a light held high [Verse 3] Now that the time's arrived to head into the cave I'm suddenly not feeling so particularly brave So it's lucky, lucky for me that I'm with my mates I'll just stay here at the back to guarantee we can escape Yeah, I'll just look at these pictures, you go ahead Umm, you alright in there, bro? Oh, he's dead Hold your lantern high, behold the rancid sight If I were you I'd take a moment to ensure your pants are dry [Chorus] On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands The gold lies hidden from thieving hands Seek the cursed boar shrine where there is no sky It lies in wait for a light held high [Verse 4] I'm sure your chest ought to be somewhere northwest More or less over there, below the floor, I guess Aww yes! Let's get it, leg it and do one Before the skeleton's get a sniff and tear us a new one Do you want to be one like sailors in the past have No? Then run away, no one's invented satnavs Left, right, up, down, it doesn't matter, what's the diff'? You've got no option, so just fricking bomb it off the cliff Plummet into rock pools, I'm not gonna stop, fools I've got jewels and my crew's got tools What you gonna do, you're too skinny to be starting trouble, fellows Back to the ship in a jiffy, quick, we're parked on double yellows I swear, every time we check the map, we get attacked And when I work out who keeps doing that, they'll get a slap I've only just redecorated in my cabin Grabbing some ammo, then get straight into the cannon Hit the deck of a ship that's wrecked, showing disrespect Whip out my pistol, blast the captain into bits of flesh There's nothing like the stench of singed gunpowder, it's the best Ah, so this is why they call this middle deck the mess You should switch the decor up in here, I've got a bit depressed I'd better ditch and jet to collect the biggest cheque Hoist the main sails, man the tiller, wheel or rudder We're feeling good and - Wait, come back! Oh bugger [Chorus] On Devil's Ridge beneath the sands The gold lies hidden from thieving hands Seek the cursed boar shrine where there is no sky It lies in wait for a light held high [Outro] Captain? Ai-ain't those lyrics copyrighted from the game or so'e'ing? Well yes, they probably are But what do you expect? We're pirates!