RE-WATCHING HARRY POTTER Marathon!

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT MISOA IN THE STRAWBERRY DRESS

Dylan: "Someone should write a fanfic of Harry Potter that after his abuse he uses his magic to torture and murder and becomes a serial killer, there should be a fanfic where he goes dark..." So.. Voldemort

“Do creepy people get creeped out?” Dylan’s asking the real questions here

No matter how many times I rewatch it, I lose myself everytime on - Dobby must punish himself - Dobby has a kink

So...whos going to tell dylan that literally every one of his fanfiction ideas has already been slaughtered to the death there are no hp tropes/ideas that haven't been done already to the absolute maximum

"the fact that he looks manourished and... pale." "yeah." stares "how you doin"

"He was petrified" Dylan: "was he first afraid??" That killed me for some reason

“He fathered you?” gets me every time 😂 and when Snape was slamming the windows and Misoa was like “this scene turned me on” Dylan’s face was HILARIOUS 😂

literally anyone: crying because Cedric died Dylan: its okay. he's a vampire now :D

"he's been petrified? was he afraid at first?" underrated joke

Draco’s lack of redemption arc is so frustrating, even in the books. I remember being absolutely certain that Draco was going to turn after reading HBP and then he just….doesn’t. One moment, he’s carefully not revealing Harry at the Manor, but then he’s attacking Harry in the Room of Requirement. Even in the final moments of the battle, he’s just doing what it takes to survive. The only Malory who truly turns on Voldemort is Narcissa. I love that moment for her, but not getting one for Draco was the biggest letdown of the series.

39:24 “Is it the fact he looks malnourished and pale?” “Yeah.” “How you doin” LOOOOOOL

I loved the fact that Dylan looks at Umbridge and he’s like: “She looks annoying to me” dude same

ginny: literally about to die dylan: “oh no, save her 🙄”

After re-reading the books, I actually feel so sad for Dylan, because everything is WAY funnier and better in the books. The twins are easily main characters, right behind the golden trio, and they’re not just comic relief. Ginny is a freaking bad ass. Ron isn’t a brat and isn’t constantly jealous of Harry, it’s Harry who’s jealous of Ron. And Draco is an absolute villain. Harry says he’s worse than the Dursleys who abused him. Not to mention PEEVES. AND CHARLIE. AND WINKY. Oh man. Dylan would love it and would roast the shit out of these movies for screwing it up so badly.

"There should be a fanfic where Harry goes dark!" Oh man, one search away from an endless rabbit hole.

Dylan- "he must have all the girls." me who has read the books- harry being the biggest dork of all time and cant even get a solid date

McGonagall is the only reasonable adult in the whole series. 'hey maybe we shouldn't leave the chosen one with his abusive relatives' 'maybe we shouldn't allow a 14 year old to compete in the death tournament'

The amount of spot-on fanfic commentary that Dylan has is INSANE. also “malfoy” “you little shit” is a perfect unexpected AVPM reference, this video sparks so much joy.

1:12:25 Draco actually had another task they didn't mention in the movies, but they did mention it in the books. That room was the room of requirements, and dracos second task for voldy boldy was to fix the vanishing cabinet. This one scene with the apple was him testing it to see if the cabinet worked. If you wondering, it didn't LMAO. but he did end up finishing it and that's how all the death eaters were able to enter Hogwarts in that scene where Draco was meant to kill Dumbledore. So he actually was doing tons of work, but the movies failed to explain that clearly.