The Spicy Rat Caper Pt2 | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 2

Dob: Better knock out this guy without hurting him excessively. We're not monsters here! Corazón: Well, I'll tie up this other guy without hurting him at all. Merilwen: I try to shoot the first guy for messing with nature! Prudence: HE WILL MAKE A FINE SACRIFICE TO CTHULU.

So when Luke says incapacitate, Ellen hears shoot in the knee and Jane hears erase from existence. Why am I not surprised?

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Jane." "Jane who?" "Eldritch blast!!"

So... Luke fails to kick a guy while he's down. Ellen fails to shoot a guy while he's down. Jane obliterates a guy while he's down. Sounds about right.

... a loud clang echoes as the pommel of Dob's rapier strikes the concrete beside the nearly incapacitated guard's head. Before he can recover an arrow whizzes past his face, lodging itself deep into the ground just beside fallen man's knee. What in the hell...? he thinks to himself as he turns back to see a crestfallen Merilwen standing beside the cart, recently expended bow in hand. He is about to call out to her when the air suddenly begins to crackle. Like a vampire roused from its slumber, Prudence slowly looms out from beneath the sheet, arms outstretched at her sides, eyes aglow with demonic fury. All the while, the sound of hysterical laughter can still be heard at the other end of the hall. Dob barely has time to duck before a torrent of arcane energy comes hurtling in the direction of the poor guard's face, melting it as well as the rest of his body into an unidentifiable pink paste. Corazon, alarmed by the commotion, finishes tying up the now softly sobbing entry man and returns to investigate. He finds Dob lying in the fetal position beside a crimson smear on the stone being looked upon by a shaken Merilwen and a rather huffy looking Prudence. "She she she..." is all the orc can manage, but the scene needs no explanation. Corazon gapes at Prudence in disgust. "I'm a pirate, and even I think that's bad." The tiefling only rolls her eyes. "You're welcome," is all she says.

Oxboxtra: the official party of "that escalated quickly."

My own headcanon: Luke: I'll roll the dices... Ellen: I think the plural is "die" Luke: Flamingos never say die

And we were there! OXOX

I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an Eldritch Blast to the face after a failed dexterity check made an arrow miss my knee. Now I'm forever wrapped in the embrace of Cthulu! Pfft... Wood Elves.

"There's nothing funny about that sacred hymn." Dobb as a single tear gingerly rolls down his face

"You can take this horse, and piss off while you have it" Is the best line ever. Also the look on Luke's face as Jane explains how she ahem incapacitates the guard is something I hope never to forget.

Ellen: I'll just try to stop him with minimum damage :) Jane: ALL THE DAMAGE! IN THE FACE! FIRE!!!!!

first Andy is called a bastard pirate then a rude pirate, seems people are warming up to him

Team Oxtra "We incapacitate the target" and they miss Team Oxbox "KILL KILL KILL" and the disintegrate a guard

It's amazing that, whatever the situation, Jane always finds a way to melt someone's face with a space laser.

Luke tries knocking a guy unconscious, Ellen tries shooting his knee, but Jane just blasts the guy into oblivion.

Random guard: Prudence: YOUR FREE TRIAL OF EXISTENCE HAS ENDED

Once this particular campaign is done, could someone please animate the whole adventure? Just that combat piece alone would be hilarious to watch. Dob and Merilwen stumbling to incap this guard and Prudence just sighs, and disintegrates the guard in one attack. "Well? Let's go?"

My new official catchphrase: "I remain huffy."

adventure of the spicy rat... and the other guys