I Punched My Teacher In The Ball Sack (1960)
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Published 2024-05-08
LYRICS
[verse]
I had a nasty teacher, old as hell
Always gave me the fuss
At the end of class, sound of the bell
dunderhead gave me a cuss
[chorus]
I punched my teacher in the ball sack
He dropped the whole dang thing
Before he could launch a counterattack
shouted "kiss the ring"
I leaned back, and dodged a punch
gave him a whack, as I ate his lunch
Told him, go stop, riddle me this.
when you gonna retire, and call it quits.
[verse]
Everyone in P.E. held high esteem
As I realize their wildest dreams
Ole' Gus was there picking up his balls
As cheers were heard all through the halls
Nothin' dropped harder than that sack had
Until the next day at lunch I got him bad
[chorus]
I punched my teacher in the nut sack
He dropped the whole dang thing
Before he could launch a counterattack
shouted "kiss the ring"
I leaned back, and dodged a punch
gave him a whack, as I ate his lunch
Told him, go stop, riddle me this.
when you gonna retire, and call it quits.
[verse]
There they were, on the ground
Every cashew he had, could be found
I stayed the course, told him to shove it
As his anger peaked, to its highest summit
He said "that's it you're going to the principal"
Next thing I did was hardly forgivable
[chorus]
I punched my teacher in the [redacted]
No time to be attacked
Next I burned 'em off with chemicals
couldn't get 'em reattached
I leaned back, and dodged a punch
gave him a whack, as I ate his lunch
Told him, go stop, riddle me this.
when you gonna retire, and call it quits.
All Comments (21)
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I got a Gucci tattoo on my ball sack I've got a designer bag now.
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Isn’t AI amazing? People using AI to post comments stating this is a fake song. This was a big hit back in the day
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Boomers: Back in MY day we had respect for our elders Back in their day:
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This would be right at home in radio new vegas. "This is Mr. New Vegas with a little known song about the time..when you've just had enough."
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Mr. Hoffman played this song every monday during recess. He pointed at all of us then back at his eyes to let us know he wouldn't be fooled.
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This NEEDS to be modded into Fallout 4 ASAFP
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I also love their hit "I Got the Blueballs Blues".
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You know what's sad? This is probably the most creative thing I've heard musically in a long time. In a world where everything is regurgitated, at least the algorithm did something different.
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Honestly, if you take out the "sack" lines, this sounds like it could have been an actual hit in the 50s or 60s about a student talking back to his teacher. Stuff like that was pretty popular then.
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Gotta LOVE the sax solo!
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That ai generated guy in the back under the word teacher is very cursed.
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Found this on a 45 in my grandma's house , been my favorite ever since
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Jamming this while offing synths in the Commonwealth. 😂
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This was always my favorite song by The Coasters.
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My parents danced to this song at their senior prom. I was born 9 months later.
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What a time it must've been being a teen in the 60s! Sci fi pulp movies, 3D glasses and soda pop! And punching teachers in the balls and bragging about it on the airwaves!!
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I’m so glad this popped up on my feed 😂
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this is as good as it gets
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This was playing at my senior prom. 1960
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Barry Hallsack never graduated but he certainly got respect among the teachers.
