Pathetic Loser Tries to Get Free Motorcycle
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Published 2024-01-29
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All Comments (21)
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"If you or a loved one over the age of 77 have ever been told no, you might be entitled to financial compensation."
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I like to imagine he got the lawyer for free using these same tactics.
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“So you’re okay putting money over a person’s life?” I usually answer yes just to see their reaction.
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I work at a car dealership and once had a customer who asked for a free car for “reparations” for what her family was put through with slavery. I work at a Honda which is Japanese owned.
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imagine saying to someone you can't afford a motorcycle, ask them to give it to you, then threaten them with a lawsuit, suddenly able to afford a lawyer.
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Comparing a “shirt off their back” to a literal motorcycle is the most hilarious part to me, like it’s some item that everyone just has on them at all times
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This story actually made me cry, such a nice son trying to get his father a motorcycle, and when he said the slur, i really knew this was coming from the heart, never mind the legal threat showing how devoted he is. Truly one of the sons of all time
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I don't think someone at 78 needs a motorcycle, and at 78, some can't even drive a regular vehicle or even their own mobility scooter
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Imagine being able to afford a lawyer but not a motorcycle
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My mother was recently trying to help find/buy a car for a homeless man. She is also a chronic over-sharer. She called a few places to enquire about a vehicle they had and launched into how it was for a homeless person. After the 3rd time I heard this, I told her she should probably stop sharing that part, because the majority of the people she talks to are going to think she's trying to scam them with a sob story. She couldn't comprehend that concept.
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“Tell your pops I said rest in peace he will be missed.”
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dropping a slur while trying to make someone feel bad for you is a wild tactic edit: let's all point and laugh at the clowns in the replies
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For the first 60 seconds I thought he was going to say the secret negotiation tactic was a gun
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The "the next person to say no" reminds me of those cursed chainmails from the early 2000s. It ALSO tells me he's been at this for a while.
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I love people like this. i ask where theyre located then give them some random address half way across town and then sit and wait for the hilarity in ensue when they drive all the way out there just to be greeted with silence from me.
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I think the most bizarre thing about this is that the scammer actually seemed genuinely offended that the guy wouldn't give his 'dad' the motorcycle. Like the dude seems to lie so much that he seems to believe his lies as a coping mechanism. Gotta be a rough life being that way.
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This is the equivalent of telling the Chipotle clerk that you'll kill yourself if you don't get free guac
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I like to imagine the dad keels over and this guy tries to sue, the judge asks 'why are you suing this man' and the guy just goes 'he wouldn't give my dad his motorbike' like it's a toddler wanting someone elses toy
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This man actually tried the Facebook "like to save a life, scroll to doom lives"
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My favorite part is what Charlie brought up - that an emotionally fragile 78 year old totally seems like the type of person who should be handling a motorcycle, especially when the only driving info we have is that he's had a car. This scam might've had more weight if the person messaging claimed he's been job hunting to pay for his dad but just got a new one and lost his own car in the meantime.
