Amir Bites Ben (w/Ben Schwartz!) - Segments - 07

Published 2023-12-11
In this episode we discuss movies, live shows, and another rousing edition of Poetry or Noetry.

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  • @vinceven
    Ben looks at Amir like a scientist who has fallen in love with his research subject.
  • @cookieeaturface
    Nothing more beautiful than Ben saying he can do one more segment, then scrolling the vid to see he stays til the end.
  • @ackbaa9093
    completely died at Ben's deep cut of "he's not even gonna let me have a goddamn raisin?"
  • @stevemyers3082
    The Golden Mic goes to Ben and Jake for both selling out Carnegie Hall, while Amir gets the turdy for dropping the ball (at everything).
  • @JentWatches
    This is the most stressed I've ever been watching comedy content - what a frantic, panicked energy from start to finish. Glad they squeezed in a game of Hogwash or Ha-Eun, it's been a while since they played that.
  • @user-nu6mi4qb5i
    “Ok bonus round, are you crazy, just Ha Euns” 😂😂😂
  • @MOTHforLife
    Listening to this in public was a mistake. Hogwash or Ha-Eun had me in tears
  • @GregTurismo
    I love seeing Amir finally stand up against this villain
  • @GregTurismo
    Amir is the KING of Hogwash or Ha Eun. Ben is a thief and a liar. Jake is a novice.
  • @JeremyHoffman
    53:30 "You just lost!" "No I did not!" It's like we got to witness an Amir and Ben Contest video in real time!
  • @danman274
    You can't start a poem with the word "symbolically" 😂 the symbolism should be subtle
  • @plague175
    Everytime they brought back Ha Eun it killed me
  • @WhiP69420
    Ben is my „if you could have dinner with anyone dead or alive“ guest
  • @JarodWith
    Amir has a tell on the poetry segment. He over explains his poem before reading each time. With Sadie, he stopped to explain that the pauses were line breaks. With Ha-Eun he over explained that it was a Korean name, and even spelled it. He also put his in the middle each time.
  • @janana7997
    HA EUN VS HOGWASH gotta be the best reoccurring segment thus far and it hasnt even reoccured once yet
  • @chrisbyerly
    Ha-Eun gazes pensively over the twilight laden sky Swirls of amber and amethyst adorn the ever-disappearing horizon With thoughts and memories dancing in remembered light The last breath of warmth Like the lingering scent of a big ass bahn mi Ha-Eun lifts his eyes, and his thighs Clear across the threshold of his head and neck To elevate Another self referential poem Auto-felatiate
  • @beempboomp
    Ha-Eun is so diligent with how he sits all the time
  • @johnwhalley8270
    Im glad this show is a labour of love. It really shows, you guys have a natural chemistry and are exceptionally funny even when just clowning around together. Long may it continue!