Visiting every Platform Zero in the UK in one day!

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Published 2020-01-03
Check out Geoff's video from the same day!
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This is the Geoff Marshall video about Oyster zones and four-bits.
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My previous video with Geoff: Is the London Underground knotted?
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List of all stations with a platform zero in the UK (as of January 2020) in the order I visited them:

CARDIFF
REDHILL
RAINHAM
GRAVESEND
LONDON KING'S CROSS
DONCASTER
STOCKPORT
EDINBURGH HAYMARKET

If you'd like a copy of Geoff’s 'Platform 0' map:
geofftech.co.uk/download/PlatformZeros.pdf

Sorry, Think Maths have not made any teacher resources for this video, but check out their resources for all my other videos here: think-maths.co.uk/standupmaths-videos

CORRECTIONS
- At 18:32 I dip the non-crust end of my pizza in the garlic dipping sauce. I wanted to confess that before anyone complains. It was a long day.
- I said that Cardiff has platforms 1 through 8 and actually there is no 5. I had no idea! I only realised watching Geoff’s video.
- Let me know if you spot anything else!

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Filming by Matt Parker and Geoff Marshall
Editing by Michelle Martin
Music by Howard Carter
Design by Simon Wright

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All Comments (21)
  • @hgmaniac29
    Geoff: "Moving sideways along the x-axis" Matt: "Ayy thank you for translating" The best accidental joke I've ever heard
  • @tiikoni8742
    If they add new platform before zero, it is obviously going to be platform 255.
  • 3:01 "I have no idea why anyone would be a train youtuber," says the mathematics comedian.
  • @MCLegoboy
    Some people ask, "Why?" Matt asks, "Why nought?"
  • I love the irony of posing for a picture at platform 0 at Kings Cross, when everyone else turns up to pose at the equally odd 9 and 3/4 at the same station!
  • “Zero, a great number to start counting from.” Two minutes later: starts counting at 1
  • @seeitsayitdoggo
    They can't use 0 in oyster. It's reserved for 'unzoned' transport like the cable car, SE high speed and possibly the trams too. Stuff that doesn't get capped on Oyster.
  • @0Yukarin
    I was so excited to see that Doncaster has a platform 0, since Doncaster in Australia is imfamous for having 0 railway stations.
  • @kdisley
    I should probably be annoyed that this whole adventure adds up to nothing, but it's hard to be either positive or negative about it...
  • The schematic diagram you saw with the coloured rectangles is called “CCF”. It is used nationally by railway controllers to see where each train is and its punctuality. I had the pleasure of designing and coding the much of the software for it!
  • @kikivoorburg
    Glad to see two of my favourite hobbies (and channels) collaborating!! “I watched one of your videos recently” “Sorry about that” Hilarious!
  • @culwin
    "We will stop at nothing" I see what you did there.
  • @aikumaDK
    One of few videos I wouldn't mind the comments being turned off. Just so we could have 0 comments.
  • Bec: I've brought you onion rings, doughnuts and bagels Matt: thanks for nothing
  • Matt getting up at five in the morning. Matt's wife: Where are you going? Matt: To visit all the 'platform zeroes' in twenty-four hours. Matt's wife: Okay, have fun. Relationship goals.
  • @AgentM124
    Parker trip. Going from point A to A in 18 hours, going literally nowhere achieving nothing.
  • @tylermercer9187
    Matt's face when Geoff hints that he has a Platform 0 shirt for him 😂
  • This is wonderful. It was pointless and time-consuming and I think the highlight of my day. I love how genuinely excited Matt is about math, and this channel has renewed my fascination with math.
  • @timbushell8640
    Following elevator conventions, the one below the "0" will be "00" if digits are used