Luke, Did I Ever Tell You About Ahsoka Tano?

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Published 2023-01-29
Luke, If you meet her again, Don't do it. You'll rot it off, That many partners will give you something that induces psychiatric disorders, I've often wondered if that's what made your father go insane. Pirate Crotch Rot Luke

All Comments (21)
  • @itsmeko1712
    barely legal in most systems is such an insane line šŸ˜­
  • @rileyd2025
    The ā€œand she was a good friendā€ makes it 10x funnier
  • "It was ridiculous, like a constant porno, Luke, you have no idea." I'm dead šŸ˜‚
  • @prickly10000
    Gives Yoda's line. " he is too old to start the training" all new meaning
  • @user-xe4zk9ht6r
    People must have been confused about that line back in the day, but it just shows George's grander vision
  • @Nik-bd8om
    "and once in a while we would even have the enitre 501st run a train over her" ... The 501st had around 9,216 troopers in their ranks. Poor Ahsoka.
  • @maskednil
    Kids these days won't know the struggle. Until the 3D animated Clone Wars came out, we all wondered about what the hell Obi Wan was talking about.
  • Lmao the way Luke is simultaneously confused, disgusted but also interested at the same time really sells this šŸ˜‚
  • @nothingisawesome
    "part of official Jedi training of course" I mean, of course. We all know the lore
  • @Deggy1012
    "My lord is that legal?" "I will make it legal"
  • @Xerruy
    Jesus Christ YouTube all I searched was 'Ahsoka Tano'
  • @xSharpW
    Now she's Luke's cougar exotic alien aunt
  • @aldayalnite
    ā€œSo we told her there are no panties in spaceā€ that line cracks me up every time I think of it
  • @miguelz5759
    ā€œā€¦and she was a good friend ā€œ best delivery for this whole monologue
  • "she handled the meat saber better than anyone else" got me off guardšŸ’€ Edit:i don't want to be that guy but holy that's a lot of likes
  • @yewtewbstew547
    Every time the 501st were finished they had to memory wipe the cleaning droids to prevent them from self destructing.
  • @user-py7pu2op5u
    ā€œSo this is how liberty dies ā€¦ with thunderous cheek slapping.ā€ ā€”Queen Amidala, Revenge of The Sith