Would CASTLES be useful against Magic and Dragons? FANTASY RE-ARMED

Of course castles are useful against enemy wizards and dragons. If you're a powerful archmage, you can throw castles at them.

how skyrim was made: "hey remember oblivion?" "AHAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS?"

"Line of sight teleportation" I imagined a guy launching himself into the air with a catapult, looking into the castle and then teleporting everyone inside :D

Dragons would actually be a perfect reason why fantasy castles would have so damn many towers, and why those towers would be so tall. In fact, there are fantasy castles that seem to be nothing but a whole bunch of towers all shoved together! But this is actually a perfect defense against dragons! Each of those towers could have its own ballista!

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"Would CASTLES be useful against magic and dragons?" Me: Well, I'm sure it's better than having no castle at all.

What about stone-shaping magic that radically reduces the cost and construction time of a castle? :)

Having nuke tier weapons does not necessarily make fortifications useless because regular weapons still exist and fortifications still work against regular forces. It's like the argument that walls don't work because ladders exist. The wall still works. That's why you need the ladder.

"Dragons happened" -Tywin Lannister(Game of Thrones)

"This is my mothers funeral!" "AHA BUT WHAT ABOUT DRAGONS?!"

I actually designed a castle that was designed "as if dragons existed" that attempted to repel them. Should I model it and send it to shad and would he consider reviewing it? Edit: After years of comments and none being made I have started remaking it to submit. It will have as much detail as possible and will take a month or two from now to finish! It the least I can do.

"Do you think I look fat in that dress?" "hmmm .... What about Dragons?"

and thus a meme is born You've seen Lloyd's "because [people] had BRENs" You've seen Skall's pommel throws And now... shad's "AHA, but what about dragons?"

6:10 On the other hand, bigger creatures means you have creatures with much greater lifting strength, so if you put them to work actually building the castle you could make the walls out of much larger and heavier stones, thus have thicker and larger walls than what a human could build without the aid of heavy machinery.

Simple strategy to castle design to dragon proof. Make it a castle IN THE SKY. And make it higher than dragons can go. International Space Castle. Also high enough and there will be little oxygen for dragon fire to work with.

Castles are still useful in separating the Dragon/Wizard from mundane support They force the commitment of special assets.

I'm going to have to disagree with the Game of Thrones assessment. Even if Dragons can burn down your castle walls, it'd still be useful to have a castle. Even if every enemy you are going to face has at least one dragon, you still have use for a castle. If you can stop that one dragon, your castle works fine. It'll stop forces without dragons from attacking you. It's kind of like if you're going to be fighting 100 opponents and 99 of them have a sword and 1 has a lightsaber that cuts through armor. Would you decide not to wear armor, simply because 1 of them has a counter to it? It'd still be useful against those 99 other people.

Dragon fire can't melt steel beams. 7/11 was a part time job

Is this where the famous, “But what about dragons?!” argument originated?

Do not underestimate human ingenuity. If dragon's and magic existed castles would be designed to compensate.