Something About Zelda Ocarina of Time: The 3 Spiritual Stones (Loud Sound Warning) 🧝🏻✨

Navi get the Pepto Bismal relevant TOTK 2023

"Why don't you eat the boulder" Something I'm sure many kids playing this game for the first time screamed at the Gorons

Never knew the Temple of Time was a shrine to the Flintstones. The more you know.

The "did you get all that" "no" was so real

I cannot get over the fact that the Temple music was just the first 6 notes of the Flintstones melody and no one's talking about it.

"Like playing with your legos one day and realizing its not fun anymore" That brought back some sad memories lol

Never thought about how they could just eat the boulder..

I don’t know why, but I laughed so hard when Ganondorf misaligned the Triforce!

1:46 Full Owl's Dialogue: Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Camera pans to Link, and probably misses some text. One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000. Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000. And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought <---They forgot a period here. Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream, roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium. Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease, kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all. Convenience isn't very healthy. You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well. You'd be surprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well. That is your fate. Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times! Copy of lines 10 and 11. Camera pans to Link, with clear distress on his face, as he pulls out his controller and starts mashing the B button to skip the text. (and we probably miss some text once again) And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and making them fight, and studying beer koozies. Beer koozies. The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of Washington students was to determine if beer Koozies work. It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff. Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army. The "28" in $28 million is in a different font. Afghanistan is 98 percent desert. They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens. $10,000,000 on "green growth" in Peru. For some reason they show the full number instead of shortening it. $2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ. They meant "an" not "and", also why did they show the full number? And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes. Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal year 2018. Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse. It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of "The Waste Report." Camera pans to Link, (and probably misses some text once again) Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle. You will meet a princess there... If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the Map. Why is the m in map capitalized? The areas you have explored will be shown on the map. A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features, cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships between ideas, people, events or anything else you can think about. That was literally the definition of the word map. Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map. The YouTube comments dictionary thinks "subscreens" is not a proper word, same for "subscreen". On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next. Did you get all that? ---> No Yes Link accidentally selects No Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here! Recites first 10 lines It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure! You will encounter many hardships ahead... Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore. Coming to grips with the concept of time. Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing. And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life. Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests. But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends. That is your fate. Camera pans to Link, as he starts to go insane (and probably misses some text once again) Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe? Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg? And that some cats are allergic to people? And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie? Apparently "Murrie" is not a word, silly YouTube comments dictionary And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away? And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740? And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sound it hears, including chainsaws? And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. And did you know that sushi actually originated in southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century? The word "introduced" and "around" are partially covered up by Link's well timed ocarina toss. And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days? And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called "petichor?" The question mark is supposed to come after the quotation mark. Also, it's spelled "petrichor" not "petichor". Ocarina smashes into the Owl's face and makes every rational person on the planet smile. THE END AAAAHH I just wasted 2 hours of my life making this for you, please like this comment so that Terminal Montage and others can see this comment, and to show that you appreciate my dedication! THAT IS YOUR FATE. I'm so bored, my hand is stiff and I ran out of raisins to snack on. Also, like this comment if you like raisins. That darn owl talked faster than a world record rapper, sheesh. I swear they put the "NO" option there on purpose. BEER KOOZIES. whatever happened to that poor mentally ill owl? groundbreaking stuff probably. CHIPOTLE Convenience isn't very healthy btw. Hub ub bub uhb bub uhb dub bu ub buhb bu uhb dub uh bub..... Did you get all that? No ---> Yes Okay, Goodbye. :)

For those who want to know everything the owl says: "Hoo hoot! Little Link... Look up here!" "It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!" "You will encounter many hardships ahead..." "Like playing with your Legos one day and realizing it's not fun anymore." "Coming to grips with the concept of time." "Gradually losing the freedom which exists in knowing nothing." "And learning that your friends are relative to where you are in life." "Most friends only stay for a season, and usually because of your shared interests." "But when you move on or your priorities change, so will a majority of your friends." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" Link stares "One day you'll find out that you owe the IRS $3,000." "Then realize you misread the letter and you actually owe $30,000." "And you'll learn that Chipotle isn't nearly as healthy as you thought." "Sure they list the calories, fat, carbs, cholesterol and the 0g of sugar on the menu but they omit the amount" "of sodium drenched in everything. A single burrito with carnitas, cilantro-lime rice, sour cream," "roasted chili corn salsa and cheese will fill you up with almost a day's worth of sodium." "Enjoy your high blood pressure, stroke, heart failure, osteoporosis, stomach cancer, kidney disease," "kidney stones and headaches. Maybe this isn't that great of an alternative to McDonalds after all." "Convenience isn't very healthy." "You have to eat 3 times a day for the rest of your life. You should learn how to do it well." "You'd be suprised to see how much better your life goes when you eat well." "That is your fate." "Don't feel discouraged, even during the toughest times!" Link stares some more and with great pain spams controller "And learning that, despite all the government gorges out of you with taxes, they still waste billions of our" "hard earned dollars on programs like studying mountain lions on treadmills, injecting hamsters with steroids and" "making them fight, and studying beer koozies." "Beer koozies." "The thing that keeps your drink cold. The $1.3 million dollar study conducted by 2 bright University of" "Washington students was to determine if beer koozies work." "It turns out they do work. Groundbreaking stuff." "Then there's accidentally spending $28 million on green camouflage uniforms for the Afghan National Army." "Afghanistan is 98 percent desert." "They wasted $2 million attempting to increase trust between Tunisian political parties and citizens." "$10,000,000 on 'green growth' in Peru." "$2,120,040,355.35 attempting to turn and abandoned mental hospital into a Department of Homeland Security HQ." "And don't even get me started on the billion dollar Medicare schemes." "Centers for Medicare and Medicaid paid $48,000,000,000.00 in improper payments in Fiscal Year 2018." "Since Medicare is such a big program, it opens up all sorts of possibilities for abuse." "It's all in Dr. Rand Paul's Summer 2019 Edition of 'The Waste Report.'" Link keeps spamming controller "Go straight this way and you will see Hyrule Castle." "You will meet a princess there..." "If you are lost and don't know which way to go, look at the map." "The areas you have explored will be shown on the map." "A map is a diagrammatic representation of an area of land or sea showing physical features," "cities, roads, etc. The word "map" can also be used to talk about a chart or drawing that shows relationships" "between ideas, people, events, or anything else you can think about." "Press START to enter the subscreens and Z or R to find the map." "On the map subscreen, you will also see a flashing dot showing you which way to go next." "Did you get all that?" Option for No and Yes and poor Link presses No by accident Repeats some previous quotes Link makes same mistake and screams (man it hurts to watch that) "Did you know the hashtag symbol is technically called an octothorpe?" "Or that the 100 folds in a chef's hat represent 100 ways to cook an egg?" "And that some cats are allergic to people?" "And that M&M stands for Mars and Murrie?" "And that you can hear a blue whale's heartbeat from more than 2 miles away?" "And that the odds of getting a royal flush are exactly 1 in 649,740?" "And that the lyrebird can mimic almost any sounds it hears, including chainsaws?" "And that the speed of a computer mouse is measured in "Mickeys?" "And did you know that sushi actually originated in Southeast Asia, and spread to South China before being" "introduced to Japan some time around the 8th century?" "And did you know that a male emperor penguin can go without eating for 120 days?" "And did you know that the smell you smell after it rains is called 'petichor?'". Those are all the quotes I could see, I hope you enjoy trying to read all that. Yes I had to type all that. Yes I took probably an hour. Was it worth it? Yes. Let me know if I made a mistake anywhere but I doubt anyone is going to try. Also there are rare typos in the quotes and I did not correct them.

Hah!! The scrolling past the owl’s dialogue was so spot on 😂😂

I decided to pause and read what the owl was saying and “like playing with your legos one day and realizing it’s not fun anymore” hit so hard

I lost it when the owl repeated itself, the fact that nintendo put the repeat button at the top when you are spamming A the whole time to get through the message is pure evil 😂😭

This is probably the closest anyone will get to capturing how aggressive Navi is

“Link approaches gate of twilight, gets dragged kicking and screaming through into the shadows” please do twilight princess

4:17 I laughed so hard when I first saw how Ganondorf ran over already smashed down Link with his 'Uyaa' scream and then shot him with a spell also)) 😂

Link:"Why don't you eat the boulder?" Gorons: IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

"Great, now Mark Zuckerberg cant sell my data to the Illuminati." "Thats right"

I dont know why, but ganon lauging in the background kills me every time!🤣 2:33

"have you ever had a dream that you, you, could, you, you, you" "yes" EEEEEEEEEEE