How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?

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Published 2023-11-02
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Koopas have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game?

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All Comments (21)
  • @j0rts
    Who else has spent hours of their life stomping...KOOPAS?
  • @cicabeot1
    Those Koopas really know how to hide in the 3D Mario’s. Must be the third dimension.
  • @HarleyMaebry
    "How fast can you complete every past touching challenge in Super Mario Wonder?" That's a wholesome-sounding video.
  • @clearlypellucid
    Wait a minute, how did you not pause to note that in Super Mario World, if you go left, you can almost immediately touch a shell-free Koopa, and if you go right you can almost immediately touch a shell without a Koopa? We found that Koopa's missing shell!
  • @lazarpantic2007
    I feel bad for the poor goomba. You should make a video like this but for goombas.
  • @doctorreed_
    hope we get a mario wonder addendum video where you measure all the past mario touch challenges for wonder
  • @yusivia
    I love your use of music and humor these videos are super well edited! Instant Sub!
  • @narucreed1
    The real question is did the koopas consent?
  • @pokedude900
    6:14 Lakitus are technically Koopa variants. I know you said later in the video that you wanted normal Koopas when possible, but I'd still say they're a lot more closely related than Electro Koopas at least. lol
  • @kulrigalestout
    I guess Koopa Troopas are becoming an endangered species in the 3D timeline. I'm sure it has nothing to do with kart racing maniacs lobbing koopa shells at each other all race.
  • @mallowtonmouse
    I was really hoping your speedrun would include a vlog of going to Walmart for batteries lol
  • @izzybellyyy
    I never noticed how absent koopas are from 3D Mario games... did Reggie just conclude that they're too finicky? It's easy to accidentally cause a mess with koopas in the 2D games, maybe it's worse in 3D
  • @ianjohnson218
    I think you should count super Mario 64 ds as a separate game, because enough changes are made that it can significantly change the result from the original game. I’m pretty sure the koopa you were originally looking for in super Mario 64 is there in the remake.
  • @noysam3570
    "Touching a Goomba would be too easy" Super Mario World: "Are you sure about that?"
  • @koopa8093
    As a member of the Koopa association I feel ATTACKED (literally) Great Video keep it up
  • @RocketPlayer_
    Hello! I really liked your video, very cool. I'm Brazilian and this was the first American video that I could understand without subtitles, and consequently, practice my English. Thank you for the quality content and for speaking relatively slowly so that I could understand. Hugs from Brazil! :)
  • @luismartinez3843
    I can’t believe we got a secret bonus top 10 video within a video. God-tier channel, subscribed 3:21