Trying the McRib for the First Time

I tried one of these for the first time the summer before high school started. My friend Ashley was a seasoned vet and ordered one with such confidence I figured, “Hey, whattheheck, I’ll try anything once!” …The McRib experience left me deeply unsettled to the extent that it echoed in my mind into the first few weeks of high school. I’m not unconvinced that the viscerally disturbing quality of the faux rib meat somehow leached into my academic prowess and social confidence and was single-handedly responsible for me being in shell shock for the first leg of my Freshman year journey. It wasn’t until Peter Jackson’s Fellowship of the Ring released that December that I was finally shaken from my haze and able to free myself from the shackles of the uncanny McRib spell. Beware the McRib.

At least you tried it. Everyone has their own taste of things

a prime RIB example Dude 👏 👏 👏

I've eaten 6 million scoville hot sauce, but I won't eat a McRib. Brave man here

C"mon folks, a synthesized pork patty, uncategorical sauce, onions and pickles. It's a classic...for some reason.

93% of the McRib is excellent! ^.^

🤣🤣🤣👍🏻 Try the Impossible Whopper from Burger King. It's 1000 times better!!

We don't get those in the UK .... Did you really put on gloves to eat 🤦😂 Pb tried the McRib when it came back to McDonald's.

WHY didn't you remove the parts you don't like? I always eat stuff without pickles because pickles are nasty.. what's wrong witchu? Next, try the Popeye's Spicy Chicken Sandwich