Jonathan Frakes keeps asking you to take things
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Published 2023-05-12
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Me trying to increase my friendship with characters in dating sims:
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POV: You and Jonathan Frakes are robbing the local art gallery.
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how does he know the clown is single
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"You are overencumbered and cannot run!"
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"Take this portrait of a single clown. Correction, take this mirror. Correction, take this L."
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The little kleptomaniac devil on my shoulder:
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hes trying to increase his speech and charisma stats by bartering and trading with you
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Me, furiously dropping things: Y-yes Mr. Frakes.
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Johnathan Frakes explains the golden rule of point and click adventure games.
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Me: I didn’t steal them. Johnathan Frakes told me to take them. Police: No way. Not this time. Me: It happened. Police: It never happened. Me: It’s fact! Police: It’s fiction. Me: A similar story took place in Bloomington Delaware. Police: It’s an urban legend that never happened.
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Thanks Grandma, but I really have to get home soon and my car's already full
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"Take this portrait of a single clown." Proceeds to show my most recent selfie
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Johnathan that’s a terrible gift I’ve already got a display of an object shaped like a mouse.
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He trying to get rid of his hoarding addiction by passing everything on to you
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I am sworn to carry your burdens Mr. Frakes.
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>take the moon >take the sun >take anything that seems like fun
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[Inventory Updated]
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the fact that he specifies that it's only a single clown is so good
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When Riker's replicator breaks and keeps spewing out stuff he has no room in his quarters for.
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pov: you're at a yard sale and jonathan frakes is the angel on your shoulder and jonathan frakes is the devil on your other shoulder
