Aunt Karen's Epic Moral Lesson: Little Johnny's Hilarious Tale
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Published 2021-05-23
A teacher told her young class to ask their parents for a family story with a moral at the end of it, and to return the next day to tell their stories.
In the classroom the next day, Joe gave his example first,...
"My dad is a farmer and we have chickens. One day we were taking lots of eggs to the market in a basket on the front seat of the truck when we hit a big bump in the road. The basket fell off the seat and all the eggs broke."
"The moral of the story is not to put all your eggs in one basket."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Next, Mary said,...
"We are farmers too. We had twenty eggs waiting to hatch, but when they did, we only got ten chicks."
"The moral of this story is not to count your chickens before theyโre hatched."
"Very good," said the teacher again, very pleased with the response so far.
Next it was Little Johnnie's turn to tell his story,...
โMy dad told me this story about my Aunt Karen."
"Aunt Karen was a flight engineer in the war and her plane got hit."
"She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun and a machete."
"Go on," said the teacher, intrigued.
"Aunt Karen drank the whiskey on the way down to prepare herself."
"Then she landed right in the middle of a hundred enemy soldiers."
"She dropped seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran out of bullets."
"Then she nailed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke."
"And then she dispatched the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," stammered the horrified teacher,...
"What did your father say was the moral of that frightening Story?"
Little Johnny replied,...
"Don't mess with Aunt Karen when sheโs been drinking."
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All Comments (21)
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0:54 oh craps, it's little johnnie's turn
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That darn "Little Johney is somethingelse!
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This one got me to subscribe!
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That Little Johnny has wisdom beyond his years.
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Little Johnny said he wanted to be a farmer and grow hair . When asked why , he said aunt Karen made several million on a patch no bigger than this and held his index fingers and thumbs together like a triangle.
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Yes very good, always little johnny getting the laugh.
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I know little Johnny's aunt Karen. Trust me, when she is drinking is THE BEST TIME to mess with her !
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I figured it was going to be a dirty joke and not end like that .
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Another fantastic and funny story. I will immediately tell this one to my friends. Love from Toronto.
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Didn't see that coming. Good one.
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Ive been telling this one for over 40 years, and its" dont fu*k with uncle Bob when hes been drinking."
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Gotta love little Johnny.
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Yeah. I didn't see that one coming either. Good joke
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Itโs always little Johnny isnโt it?
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Go Johnny, go, go, go...
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Smart man that little Johnny
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LITERALLY "LOL"'d, thanks for that!
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And to this day, Karen is spreading horror everywhere she goes, and always demand to talk to the manager.
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It looks like the joke told by the fantastic Gigi Proietti, named "the black cavalier". ๐
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FUNNY STUFF!!!!!!!
