All JoJo stand profiles but really fast {ORIGINAL BY VIVA REVERIE}

technically not a man in the mirror, technically not a hanged man, best 2 year wait for a joke.

For those who don’t get Sale’s Kraft Work: Owa Daim is the name of the monk who oversees the Stasis trial in Breath of the Wild.

All the jokes can finally be seen when they're not all separated by episodes

I find it hilarious that the only bit from the actual animation they left in is "Cinderella" "Cinderella" "Have You Watched Cinderella?"

I really like the detail that Silver Chariot Requiem switched the narrator's voice for someone else's.

“Giorno Giovanna’s Golden Experience: Requiem; NO “ That’s what got me

0:44 “technically not a man in the mirror” 3:35 “technically not a hanged man”

I actually took the time to read heaven's door In a short simplified way: only people who are perceptive to the manga get turned into biographies, josuke was immune because he wasn't

It took me seeing this video to realize that hol horse’s “GUN” description was used for bad company and Sex Pistols.

Hanged man : technically not a man in the mirror Man in the mirror : technically not a hanged MAN

For the first one “But its like, invisible fire because it’s stand fire so only stand users can see the fire, also there’s 70 named attacks he uses with varying degrees of frequency- including like, there’s a compass thing he uses once and doesn’t really do anything and immediately after using- oh oops wait you’re not supposed to know that yet”

King Crimson: Time skips forward by ten seconds, and he can see what happens in that ten second period before it happens, and, like, anything that happens in that ten second period doesn’t affect him, even though he kinda can influence things during it, like- i mean it kinda makes sense if you think of it as like, anything that would’ve happened in that ten second period DID happen, EVEN IF he was involved, which is how he can cut off Trish’s hand, but other wise nothing happens to him except for when it doesn’t. …Whaaat Wait so my King Crimson explanation doesn’t make sense after all?? Diavolo’s King Crimson: NEVER MIND!

Jolyne Cujoh's Stone Free : Super Elastic Punchy Girl Gwess' Goo Goo Dolls : It's rat season ! Jotaro Kujo's Star Platinum : Quota completed ! Jonghalli A's Manhattan Transfer : Aimbot but bad White Snake : C*m joke Hermes Costello's Kiss : Bastet but alone Alexander McQueen's Highway to Hell : If this guy is already bad, I don't want to imagine it into Detroit Emporio Alnino's Burning Down the House : Wait, I thought it was Florida, not California Foo Fighters' Foo Fighters : He's in water... Also GUN ! Mirashon's Marilyn Manson : D'Arby's joke Weather Report's Weather Report : Simply Piano Lang Rangler's Jumpin' Jack Flash : Technically not 0 gravity Father Pucci's White Snake : Nice joke ! Discs can work forever ! Wait, really ? Sports Max's Limp Bizkit : Crocodiles can stick on walls, you know ? Viviano Westwood's Planet Waves : Kars magnet Narcisso Annasui's Diver Down : Body slam Kenzo's Dragons Dream : Can't believe you drunk so hard you imploded Guccio's Survivor : Twitter D&G's Yo-yo-ma : Wait, so non-Stand users just see floatting trousers ? Green Baby's Green Grass of Home : WHY DOES EVEONe get so small ? Father Pucci's White Snake : That's the third power already !!!! Miuccia Miuller's Jail House Lock : Mista joke Ungalo's Bohemian Rhapsody : Copyrights garranteed ! Rykiel's Sky High : Stop going by air in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ! Versace Donatello's Under World : Wow, you even managed to crash underground Weather Report's Heavy Weather : 7 pages explanation Father Pucci's C-Moon : T R E I C G H H N T I C A L L Y Father Pucci's Made in Heaven : Oh man... Emporio Alnino's Weather Report : ... Wait a minute !

"Yes the orangutan is the user. Yes the orangutan has a name Yes the boat is the stand OH MY GOD THE BOAT IS THE STAND-" The genuine fear-

Just yo clarify, Heaven's Door is like a command block of minecraft

Can’t wait for Stone Ocean but Really Really Fast. I wonder which Stand will carry the “GUN” joke for that part?

My favorite is the moody blues one witch is actually the perfect way to describe that stand

Ghiaccio’s 4th Wall break still gets to me every time.

So if stands are a representation of someone's personality or fighting spirit, what kind of personality would you have to have to get a stand that kills you if someone looks at your back or traps you in a pylon for the rest of your life.

4:30 Absolutely love the joke that Chariot Requiem swapped the minds of the narrator and some random dude