My Favorite Graduation Speech Ever

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Published 2008-06-10
This kid from East Jessamine High School gives a hilarious graduation speech complete with Southland knocks and off-color jokes.

All Comments (21)
  • @Nachtopus
    Those wet dream jokes were pretty ballsy.
  • @daniellelee5766
    I was probably looking at the woman at the bottom corner more than him LOL
  • @LGR1101
    That teacher sitting on stage went through an emotional journey with this speech.
  • @TheCL0WN96
    I feel sorry for the guy/girl that has to come up after him, knowing their speech definitely isn't going to top that.
  • @busterblader200
    Has anyone else paid attention to the girl on the bottom right?
  • @Dabket3araB
    His speech was so good that it caused a financial recession few weeks later.
  • @DavidSSabb
    This man managed to fit every joke I've ever heard in any graduation speech into one, and then some.
  • "These should not be the best 12 years of your life. That is a pain that I do not wish upon any of my enemies. If CATS testing and portfolios are the best years of your life, then you have done something wrong." ~Best quote about school ever
  • @louisiananlord17
    "If CATS testing and portfolios are the best things about your lives, your lives are miserable." Truer words have never been spoken. :p
  • @7eis
    not sure why I watched this to the end.
  • Why the hell are people commenting asking rude questions like "What fast food restaurant does he work at now?" That kid was the Valedictorian and worked his ass off to get his moment on that stage. If there's any high school student you shouldn't say that to, It'd be him. Some of y'all are basing your judgement on his intelligence only on how he looks. He has obviously proven himself to be a very smart, hard-working young man. Who are you to take that away from him because you don't like his hair? Stupid
  • @XxmizlatinaxX
    '' don't cry because its over , smile because it happened '' true :'')