The Time John Mulaney Accidentally Got a Prostate Exam

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Published 2019-05-25
As someone who’s always anxious, John Mulaney once tried to get a Xanax prescription from his doctor, only for his plan to go horribly awry.

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All Comments (21)
  • "No that's okay, I was LYING, it was a LIE, to get drugs, you know? Like a crime."
  • The best out of context sentence ever: "I wake up and I'm covered in sweat, lying on the observation table I wake up I open my eyes and I see Batman's face, he's looking at me and he says "you gotta go".
  • @tonywhitburn
    “Accidental” and “prostate exam” are words that by no means should go together😂
  • @jinglechut704
    i will never not laugh at his delivery of "some of you are ahead of me"
  • @sino3318
    "oh sTICK IT IN I AM AN AMERICAN"
  • @tssnmm
    He is the gayest straight male I've ever seen. I love it.
  • @ayush17
    "Oooooooooooo" -John Mulaney
  • @reyest890333
    Needs anxiety meds, does the anxious thing to hide anxiety.
  • @gayesper
    batman “too blessed to be stressed” nurse is my favorite mulaney character, right next to jukebox john
  • @inapapina7050
    Imagine if someone shat into your hand and went “I’m sORRy”
  • @All-Hail-Gayle
    I almost pissed myself at "I'm soooorry". Not 11 times though
  • @NESherv
    "...and he was wearing reading glasses, to show that time had passed." Truly a writer's comedian.
  • @blueskull6268
    When i got a prostate exam my doctor kept both if his hands on my shoulders to comfort me Great guy
  • @caela2108
    “and so far he’s had to deal with OhOooOOohH and I’m SoRrYy” lmao
  • @vivianevans8543
    John Mulaney talks like a young priest giving a homily to teens
  • "All of his jokes were very anti-work, which is not always what you want from a healthcare professional"
  • @GoodVsEvil1314
    No one: Not a single soul: John: o o o O o O o O o O O H