New Dad Training Dojo
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Published 2024-06-12
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All Comments (21)
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What should this new dad coach add to his curriculum?
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage... it was bread in captivity.
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True story: My son was 4 months old and started to roll off the couch while I was playing Call of Duty and my Supreme Dad Skills kicked in and I caught him with my feet amd placed him on the floor. Never even cried. I was quite impressed, but my wife was not.
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When I got married I needed someone to tell me to never... ever... leave my favorite shirt alone in a room with my wife. It was disappeared faster than snitch at a Clinton family reunion.
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Who designed king Arthur’s round table? Sir-cumfrence.
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Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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Anyone else want to see a Part 2: What the Wives Think? :D
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Here’s to all the real men out there striving to be good dad’s. God bless you guys!
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Wait. I thought the Bee was a satire site....
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My wife told me that our neighbour was killed the other day. "Who, Ray?" I said. She said "it's too early to celebrate that kind of thing."
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Once you wear cargo shorts with sandals you never go back.
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What baffles me so is how EXACTLY like my dad this video depicts. My dad was the literal embodiment of this cliche.😢 Add model airplanes for a hobby. Make the gut bigger, the same EXACT outfit. Dad joke book. He was subscribed to some joke website he got emailed new jokes from periodically. I miss him.
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wheres the instructing the kid on how to hold the flashlight when fixing the car scene?!
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“I’ve just always thought velcro shoes were a…. rip off.” 😂😂
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I’m not sure which is better, the clip or the comment section 😂😂😂
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"That you must never, ever, ever, EVER throw away" got me 😂
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When you are watching a Babylon Bee video and start wondering if they just followed you around for a couple of days.
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Ya know, it makes sense the instructor doesn't have kids. Those that can't do, teach!
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My absolute favorite was the Dad catching the baby doll with one hand while still playing video games! That's gamer Dad skill right there!
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t-shirt, cargo shorts, new balances...they are 90% of the way to owning their first corvette.
