Simpsons Histories - Hans Moleman
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Published 2018-04-18
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Hans Moleman reminds me of that Greek myth where a man wishes for immortality but forgets to ask for eternal youth. So he can't ever die, but he keeps on aging (and shrinking) forever.
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"I need the biggest seed bell you have. No, that's too big."
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"Are you really allowed to execute people in a local jail?" "From this point on, no talking."
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My favourite bit is where Marge says "maybe I am crazy, I'm talking to myself" To which Moleman replies sadly that he thought he had made a friend.
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In a way, everyone's a winner. But in another more accurate way, Hans Moleman is not the winner.
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Let it be known that Moleman was indeed shouting; "Boo-urns"
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"You're reading the wine list, sir." "Very good."
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I Was Saying Boo-urns.
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"Dang blast it, isn't anyone in this cemetery dead?" "I didn't want to cause a fuss but now that you mention it..."
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I don't know why but I've always found this little dude so freakin endearing. He's just this weird little potato headed guy that goes about his business enjoying his life and....it's adorable. That're really the best way I can describe him. He's just adorable and I hate watching bad things happen to him.
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As a little kid, Moleman was my main reason to come back to the show. He just kept getting funnier and funnier, like when Moe has him locked in the floorboards, and his Gremlin car. I'm not gay for him, but I'm happy he exists.
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it's like kissing a peanut!
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"You're certainly doing your job today Mr. Sun" gets set in fire from his glasses focussing the sun's rays on his clothes "Oh, rats"
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As I'm getting older, I feel like everyday is just a journey towards becoming Hans Moleman myself...maybe that's why I like him so much. Hopefully I can look forward to a peaceful end, and not getting being killed by a rich guy who for some reason has a power drill in his desk drawer.
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A poem by Hans Moleman: I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me
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You took 10 minutes of my life and I want it back Oh! I'd just waste it anyways.
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"moleman always seems game for trying new things" is surprisingly inspiring
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I love what he says when Apu closed the store for 5 minutes with him inside, “You stole five minutes of my life and I want them back...oh I’s probably waste the anyway..” The best death was the bubble thing in the cult episode when Marge is escaping. He;s just standing there for no reason .
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JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGES
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Theres something really endearing about this older guy putting himself out there to do things he would usually be considered too old to do like going to rock concerts and entering cooking competitions. Good for him
