Bruce Almighty at the Niagara Falls
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Published 2008-08-24
Bruce: Hi, Susan!
Grace: Oh, thank you, God
Bruce: Bruce Nolan here, aboard the Maid of the Mist in fabulous Niagara Falls, New York.
Bruce: First off, let me just add another congratulations to Evan Backstabber - pardon me, Bastard. Baxter, rather. It is good to see what someone with real talent can do when great opportunities are given to them instead of me. Anyway, I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom. Tell me, why did you toss the "blue heart of the ocean" jewel over the railing of Titanic? Did you feel bad at all letting Leo DiCaprio drown, while you were safe floating on the big door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too afraid to freeze your big fat ass off?
Bruce: Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory. Oh, well. No big deal.
Bruce: Oh, look! It's the owner of the Maid of the Mist. Let's have a talk with him, shall we? Come on in here, Bill.
Bill, Ferry Owner: That's all right.
Bruce: No, no, no, no. No, no. Come on, let's have a talk
Grace: Come on. What are you *doing*?
Bruce: Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me, why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
Bill, Ferry Owner: Hey, man, I don't want any problems.
Bruce:Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or, like the great falls, is the bedrock
Bruce: of my life, eroding beneath me?
Eroding, eeeeroding, eeeeerodding.
Jack: Cut the feed. Cut to black.
Control Booth Operator: I'm on it.
Bruce: I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, fuckers!
All Comments (21)
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"Hey, wacky bruce!" jim's face is priceless.
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The titanic joke gets me every time
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All jokes aside, but does anyone feel his pain and anger when something similar happens to them in real life?
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"Or like the great falls is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me?!" I am gonna use that quote.
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"We got a Walt Disney.." "He's frozen SOLID!" Haha, took me a second to get it xD
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I love how Bruce was all calm and collected until he heard Evan steal his (cut) speech from a previous report. Something tells me Bruce would've been fine with Evan getting the anchor promotion over him had Evan not taken it a step too far.
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"BACK TO YOU... FUCKERS !" 😂
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It's one of my favorite scene from this movie. Jim Carey is the best!
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1:18 that Face is Golden
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It would be awesome if this actually happened on television XD
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Evan Backstabber, 🤣🤣🤣
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Anyway I'm here with Katherine Hepburn's mom...gets me everytime XD
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“I’m here with katharine hepburn’s mom”🤣😂
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Jim should've been atleast nominated for an Oscar after this performance
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That last bit; "I'm Bruce Nolan for Eyewitness News. Back to you, f***ers!"
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Now i grew older, this scene make sense!
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They were fine keeping in "back to you, fuckers!", but cut out the middle finger he gives lol
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This is one of Jim Carrey's finest moments. I absolutely love this scene. 😅
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The best line,"Back to you F**kers!!"
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I lived through something like what Bruce went through only I didn't get the powers of god after I got shafted
