Chris Rock-relationships

0:34 - 0:37 "...and you just wanna stab them in the neck with a pencil.." John Wick just entered the chat.

One Chris Rock video is worth three years of therapy.

Chris Rock knows all! I say Chris Rock for president!

Oh God my tummy hurts of so much laughter !!! And even more because it’s true!!! 😂😂😂😂

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THIS MAN PREACHED!!!!

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haha I fucking love the random Ray william Johnson diss in the description

Legend Chris Rock

married 22 years now, and i agree 100%. "how was your day" is the 2nd most important phrase in marriage. the first is "i'm listening". you don't even have to listen intently. you just say "damn" and "shit, that sounds really hard" and "what a bitch" and "you're totally right for feeling like that". they just want to know that you're listening and care enough to let her vent so she feels better. don't even offer help or advice. women do NOT want that from you. if they want advice, they'll ask their girlfriends. i've been doing this 22 years and it STILL works perfectly. note: this doesn't apply to serious issues like medical problems, death and grieving, or other types of traumatic events. for those types of things, you really do need to listen and be concerned and emotionally available, because that kind of shit matters. in those situations, the 1st most important phrase is "i'm going to be here for you, and i'm not going anywhere".

Hilarious

Ducking truth. Dam. 200 IQ

Don't know what's funnier. Chris Rock or the subtitles

My relationship of 11 years stopped, because my ex had enough of South Florida and wanted more money, so he moved up north thinking milk and honey is there, instead of greener grass he only found green vomit and diarrhea. :)

Nailed relationships. My only issue is that men do this too. I get it's funnier to target women, but he could do this bit replacing "men" with women and it would hit way harder because nobody talks about it.

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its because she wants more drama and frame tests him all the time

Before obama, Chris was in a league of his own

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