Exploring Facebook Marketplace with Danny Gonzalez

"Crim Jim" is definitely short for "Criminal Jim"... or maybe "Criminal Jiminal"

Welcome to men in their mid-twenties making poop jokes

The room with unused toddler stuff made me quite sad... I can only really think of bad situations where you would decorate a room for a toddler and then not get a chance to use it.

"Everything you need for a Toddler, never used" is just filled with what that implies and the sadness behind it

I love that they say that the doll has never been out of the box, and then they proceed to show its butt...

You have to stop making videos alone and saying you have a guest, it’s getting kinda sad at this point

“Never out of box” judging by how damaged that box is, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that she’s been clawing her way out of the box every night for a while now.

When I lived in my hometown, I had this friend who asked me to take him to this sketchy-ass bodega to sell his vape to some guys. I, trepidatious as heck, knew he’d do this deal regardless if I help him or not. So, this way I can insure he’s not knifed, therefore, I reluctantly agreed. He met the buyers through Facebook Marketplace, the deal was one used vape for one used MacBook. On the way there, my friend tells me “the vape is broken, shhh, I’ll just wrap the bag extra times so they won’t open it.” The deal went down and twenty minutes after I dropped him off at home, he calls me irate, screaming about how the MacBook doesn’t work and “what kind of inconsiderate asshole brings a broken item to a trade?!” The irony was not lost on me. It was lost on him though, he still gets upset that they ripped him off to this day.

7 word saddest story. "For sale: juicy cotoure pacifiers, never used"

Craigslist gregslist

this video has a vibe that it was made at 3am with fake sunlight while both danny and drew have severe fever

0:50 drew standing there in the reflection of the door is just really funny to me for some reason

Used pancreas For sale 15$ not mine, don’t know who’s it is, but it can be yours

10:33 Drew: I kinda blacked out when we started filming Danny: visible concern

The “everything you need for toddler” one makes me worried...

The discomfort in Danny's eyes when Drew was asking him to poop in his mouth and on him 💀💀💀

“Guys only want 1 thing in a doll” names 2 things

“Everything a toddler needs- never used” Oh....oh no.....I’m sad now

13:28 "my coffee table's just always covered in coffee" is probably the best and most understated joke in this video