Simpin' IS Easy!
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Published 2022-05-15
ig: www.instagram.com/swoozie/
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Art by:
Bandit
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Zeurel:
twitter.com/Zeurel
youtube.com/user/Zeurel
Wardrobe: Hoodie (Discontinued) by Doublju
Button up from Men's Warehouse
Mystery Link:
• My Girlfriend's Boyfriend
All Comments (21)
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I only check the internet for New episodes of Better Call Saul, Raised by Wolves & Swoozie vids.
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you know I think swoozie's dating problems largely come down to the fact that he constantly dates people that have to get a flight just to see him again, this man cannot do long-distance
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swoozie is that one guy not in a relationship that everyone goes to for relationship advice
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This is a perfect example of why "situationships" don't work. If she's not your official girlfriend, she has no reason to be loyal. If he's not your official boyfriend, he has every right to entertain other women! If you like her enough to feel jealousy, ask her to be your exclusive girlfriend. If you don't, a "Damian" will come around and do it first 😩
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10 years later and Swoozie is still dealing with the exact same woman problems😂😂😂😂😂
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Swoozie ain't ever been caught lacking with his fits, they on point every time
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"Why can't I just meet a girl, like a girl, the girl like me, and then everybody's happy?!" When I tell you, I felt this in my soul! LOL
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as soon as she said “its been a year i’m still not completely over my ex” i would have been out SO FAST
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Swoozie out here giving us real life advice that will stick. Keep up the amazing work!
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When Swoozie shows up in the video, you know it's gonna be extra🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Hey Swoozie you’ve literally made me actually get out of bed and do morning routines and get over anxiety, you be giving us advice but for me your helping me get over with morning routines, Keep up the great work Swooz!
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I've watched your YouTube for, like....11 years. And you still give that positive comforting vibe that helps my anxiety melt away. Thank you for bringing a smile to this night shift nurse aides' face! :D
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This man could make a trip to the grocery store sound interesting
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Damn, I really needed that ending advice. Some thoughts had been bugging me, they ain't bugging me no more.
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Man, your cousin gave you a Kevin Samuels-like message when it comes to knowing your 'value' and it was on point! I love it!
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If a girl tells you, she broke with her boyfriend a year ago and she hasn't gotten over it but expects you to be patient....RED FLAG!!!!!
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Man forgot his number 1 rule: “I ain’t nobody’s plan B, either you choose me or you lose me.” Keep your head up, King. Remember what you taught us.
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The first red flag brother was her saying that she’s still trying to get over her ex. That’s her indicating that she’s emotionally unavailable and will take any type of “attention” she can get to validate her low self-esteem. I can empathize with you on this one brother!
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Bro I’m sooo convinced that I’ll never find someone who truly likes me the same way I like them. I relate to way to many of these stories, wishing you good energy my man!
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What I learnt in my very limited experience with a handful of girls, match their energy is a good rule of thumb. Don’t be over doing it if they fail to give u the bare minimum. Know your worth, value ur time. Stop pining over girls who u gotta bend over backwards just to vibe with. Don’t go for ppl who don’t value u and ur time because there will always, ALWAYS be someone out there who does.
