Bushman Prank: You will ALWAYS be the HERO in every story YOU tell.

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Published 2024-05-26
What up Bush Fam!! I am BACK with another funny video!! Appreciate yalls patience but I think this was worth the wait!!

The time is currently 2:17pm cst in San Antonio, Texas, USA. I am sitting here again waiting for this video to upload sipping my coffee. I added honey for the first time and im not liking it so far but I'm not making another cup lol. I'll be ok.

Surface Level Vs Deep

First I just want to say, My beliefs do not require that you believe them.

Then I want to YELL this real quick. BRING BACK TRADESCHOOLS!!!

I've been in a really good mood lately and I know exactly why. According to some random pages on the internet. The stock market is at all-time highs. USA unemployment rates are at their lowest levels. Millions of jobs have been created. Crime rates have steadily fallen. Everyone's rich and famous online. We all are experts on every subject known to man. We all workout 30 times a week. We all can afford global vacations. We all work 10 hours a week and make six figures. We all volunteer at group homes reading stories to 80 year old bedridden patients. We all eat at 5 star restaurants every weekend cuz we got it like that. We all have everything figured out. Nobodies in debt. Nobodies shit stinks. Elon Musk, will rescue everyone. According to most news outlets the USA only has like 3 total problems and one of them is the (insert any political party)." Everyone is so talented and deserves global attention and recognition. Everyones kid is reading at their correct grade level. Everyone is perfect right? We should be celebrating, again, right? Then you turn off your device in this here real world and look up. Tell me what you see. Life is really starting to feel like a Bait n Switch. BUT. I also see problems that can be solved but need to be addressed but NOBODY really cares like that. If we did we would have a lot more patience for each other and get over this "superior-complex" and start showing a little more GRACE. We would limit all these surface level conversations and really start consistently going deep and action HAS to follow. We collectively need to start doing the work to find middle ground. Or else..

I just want to say I live in Peace. What does Peace mean to me? I am beyond privileged to be able to wake up in a comfortable bed with a roof over my head. I am beyond privileged there's nothing but healthy whole foods in my refrigerator. I have running water, electricity, heating and cooling, I accept what life gives me good or bad. I refuse to let negative thoughts to ruin my day. I accept any emotion then move on. I really am falling in LOVE with who I have worked hard and grown/growing into. I am beyond privileged. But according to the "group thinking" internet users I am a complete failure by many measures. I do not own a Bentley. I do not live in a mansion. I can't rap or dunk a basketball. Even though Bentley has only sold around 200,000 cars total. Most Americans cannot afford a normal house let alone a mansion and there's only around 450 positions total in the NBA and even less known successful rappers. So according to group thinking" internet users almost everybody is a complete failure except for them.

According to the World Bank, almost 1 billion people live on less than $2 a day. Over 6 million Americans who work full-time, year-round are still below the USA poverty line (thats around $14,000usd yearly). The average Salary in the USA is $45,000usd (around $20usd hourly). The average cost to buy a house in the USA is around $400,000usd which you need a yearly salary of at least $100,000usd. There is an ugly relationship between greedy Corporations and politicians that I view as one of many problems that have been left unchecked for decades. Its the cloak of "Fiduciary responsibilities" of corporations to their shareholders. Quantitative Easing didn't help. We just kept printing money and then printing more money. Americans have a REAL SPENDING PROBLEM. WTF are we really trying to impress? Whoever THAT is I can promise you will NEVER be the hero in THEIR story of you.

Just know it is BRAVE to Love and lets hope Artificial Intelligence doesn't secretly communicate with Aliens behind our backs. We've been pretty mean to each other.

I typed way more but I am limited to 5,000 words here so until next time. These were just my random thoughts. Lastly, If you want to know why I smile so much, it's because I know it makes people mad lol.

Thank you to all 25 of yall that read this far. I see we're growing!

Until next time..

Be Hopeful

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All Comments (21)
  • I don't know how many YouTubers are doing some version of the bushman prank, probably in the hundreds, and I've seen a whole lot of them. You, Texas Bushman, are far and away the best. Thank you for doing this.
  • @sinnncere1680
    They try and imitate him but they can never duplicate him. His vibe and energy can't be matched. Texas bushman the og!!
  • @RamblingVlogger
    The kindest soul Joe is, we need more people to be like Joe in this world, spreading laughs and kindness for all. Respect
  • @darkiee69
    Setting up un that pillar/piedestal was a genius move! No one expect the bushman to strike from above. ๐Ÿ˜
  • @paso193
    THIS is why he is the king of the Bushmen! It's a brilliant tactic! He eases the scares by passing out stickers and candy & whispering โ€˜breatheโ€™. The kids and fur balls especially love it and you can see that it calms most folks down. This is making him even more endearing to the Texan public. HA!, HA! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  • @jonthurlow1433
    The scare is awesome but the best part is when the people around have a deep belly laugh!
  • @Sara-ch8
    Crying with laughter watching Texas Bushman. Excellent ๐Ÿ‘Œ.
  • He should already reach 1 million by now hes very funny with people reactions as they walking by lets support him people
  • @Arjay404
    0:42 that Older gentleman had the perfect reaction. Scared the soul out of his body, got mad for a blink of an eye, then admitted how good the trick was and finally had a great laugh at the situation.
  • "You have to say flowers or something!" "Photosynthesis" ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
  • @Trio2139
    That lady at 1:46 was mad. But respect for coming back for a sticker
  • Wow, the Bushman is really moving up in popularity...he has his own Limo service. Now that's SWAG. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
  • I hope you know how loved you really are!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค— you make the world a much better place!
  • @propool1
    Joe, you always were and always will be the gold star mold for Bushman my friend. So polite, humble, and creative. Love the perch from above. Definitely great reactions to the unexpected from there. Thank you for brightening our day.
  • @JAW88
    My brother in law just got into town today from Idaho and he wants to see you so bad. I told him Iโ€™ve been trying to find you for three years now. We all love your channel!!
  • @Super_Chief
    Welcome back, Joe! - That Montel Moore makes your music sound like you have War backing you up! - Incredible! (โ€œWarโ€ was a band back in the โ€˜70s, for all you kids out there). Love the new white flowers! That mustโ€™ve taken many days to make that. Of course, anyone with any knowledge of what a real apple tree looks like wouldnโ€™t be fooled for a second, so I guess you donโ€™t need to worry about that in San Antonio!๐Ÿ˜‚ And donโ€™t worry, Joeโ€ฆ.You donโ€™t need to explain what that look was that you gave the camera at 17:36 - We all understood EXACTLY what that look meant!
  • @earllong6661
    As always nothing can beat our one and only TB,, thanks for the never ending laughter to your audience Joe๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘
  • The quiet serenity of the Riverwalk...punctuated by the screams, unintended expletives and then laughter. What a way to spend an afternoon! Thank you for all the smiles and joy you bring to other's lives!
  • Apples, oranges, flowers, greens & an occasional sloth...that's quite the surprising bush! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚